Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 12 now! Ursa, Zuko's and Azula's mom is up next! Enjoy!
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She's a big black hairy bear!
"I'm not a bear!" the noblewoman said her eyes wide. "Well, yes that's what my name means, but I'm not an animal who hibernates in the winter!"
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! One look from her, will turn a mortal man to stone!
Ursa gasped and frowned. "Is this trash really what children need to read? I don't turn people to stone, that's Medusa… I'm Ursa… U.R.S.A."
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She's from the nation of the U.R.S.A.!
"Those are the letters that spell my name, not my nation!"
Right commie, and I bet you're flag isn't red either.
"Well yes it is, but I don't see…,"
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She's a blind Communist!
"Okay mister potty mouth, someone needs a major time out," the thin woman snapped, shaking her finger.
"Stop making fun of my mother!" Zuko barked.
"Actually I'm enjoying this, so shut up ZuZu," Azula snarled.
"You two stop bickering or I'll have your dad turn the carriage around!" Ursa snapped before she realized she was on stage. "Sorry, force of habit. Zuko, my beloved, please behave."
"Yes mommy!"
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She doesn't have a clue where the hell she is!
"I told you to stop using such potty mouth, and stop spreading lies!" Ursa scolded.
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She likes stealing other women's faces!
"I do NOT steal other women's faces!" Ursa stood up and tapped her foot. "And I've just about had it with this!"
Ursa, Ursa, Ursa! She loves her children!
She smiled finally and nodded. "That's better, yes I dearly love both my…,"
With honey dipped ham sauce!
"NOW HOLD ON JUST A MOME…" she began to yell.
"MOMMY! WHY DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME?" Zuko yelped.
"At least you're good for something!" Azula teased.
"What a lame ass," Haru growled. The girls (avatar and fan reviewers turned deadly eyes toward him. "No WAIT!"
Katara's fingers curled up and began wiggling unconsciously. "TICKLE HIM!" she cried. All the young woman raced toward Haru, holding him down and attacking him viciously. "This is fun!"
"AHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAA SSTTTTTOOHAHAHAHAOOPPPPPP!" Haru cried. "Not the EHEHEHEHARS!" As Kakyo15 and one of the other reviewers, attacked him there. Zuko walked over and kicked Haru.
"STOP STEALING MY MOMMY'S SPOT LIGHT!"
"Would you stop calling her mommy?" Azula barked, tickling Haru's knees. "Honestly your seventeen years old.
"I'll never stop loving my MOMMY!" Zuko cried, running away.
And now you know, Ursa! A hairy bear who hibernates in the winter, from the Communistic country of U.R.S.A. steals other women's faces, and has a cry baby, momma's boy for a son! Oh, not to mention she's a cannibal!
"None of that is TRUE!" Ursa had had it. She snapped her fingers and Ms. Spencer from Rumble Roses came from no where. "Now we are going to so you how we deal with potty mouths…"
"And liars," Ms. Spencer added.
"Like you!"
No wait, not the face! NOT THE FACE! The two women kicked the commentator's butt and went for tea!
"SERIOUSLY WOULD YOU GIIHEHIRLS PLEHEHEHEHESSSSEEEE STOAHAHAHAHOP?" Haru cried.
The girls answered in unison. "NO."
Okay this one was a REAL long one, but fun! Who will the girls attack next? What will happen to the commentator? Whose on First? And Whose up next? Oh wait, I know that one: TOPH!