Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 13! And now it's Toph's turn to be interviewed. What insanity will ensue? God only knows! Cus the Shadow sure as hell don't!
Toph, Toph, Toph! She's pretending to be blind to be closer to Aang!
"WHAT? WHY WHOULD I PRETEND TO BE BLIND ALL MY LIFE JUST SO I COULD GET TOGETHER WITH TWINKLE TOES?"
Toph, Toph, Toph! She stuffs her bra with tissue paper to maker her twins look bigger!
"I'm a twelve year old girl, why do I need my chest to be bigger right now?" she hissed.
To impress Aang!
"I do not like AANG!" she shouted, knocking out a cameraman with a rock.
"You don't like me?" Aang asked, tears in his eyes.
"Not that way, fudgy butt, now get off the stage, it's my turn!"
"HEY, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" The Avatar barked.
"DO IT NOW!" Toph screamed, coming face to face with the boy. Aang shrunk back and inched away.
"Yes ma'am."
Toph, Toph, Toph, her favorite color is pink!
"It's green you snot picking piece of dung waste," Toph grumbled. "Honestly if I liked pink, wouldn't I be wearing it?"
Then why is your hair pink?
"I have black hair!"
How do you KNOW? You're blind, remember?
Toph opened her mouth to say something but lost it. It was true, she was blind, how did she know she had black hair?
Toph, Toph, Toph! Her name means Booger Picker!
"Booger Picker! What is wrong with you?"
Toph, Toph, Toph! She takes tap dancing lessons!
"TAP DANCING! NOW YOU'VE GONE TOO FAR!" Toph yelped up to and tossed rock toward the commentator, who barely managed to doge it.
Now you know Toph, the tap dancing, booger picking, pink haired, elephant monkey with a crush on Aang.
"When I catch you, I'm going to RAM YOUR FOOT DOWN YOUR THROAT! I'M SO PISSED I WANT TO KICK THE ASS OF THE NEXT BOOB WHO COMES ACROSS ME!"
"The Boulder wants to know if he can… No WAIT!" Toph turned on the Boulder and beat the snot out of him, giving him a stone wedgie!
So how did I do? This one was fun! Up next: A special surprise guest!