Ziggy's Corner: Okay, Jet is up! I hope I'm still doing this really good!

JET

Jet, Jet, Jet! He's the leader of a hidden resistance to the Fire Nation!

The smug teen boy crossed his arms and nodded, chewing on a piece of straw. "Yep, that's right! We're going to free the people from their tyranny."

Jet, Jet, Jet! He smuggles illegal candy in his butts cheeks!

"I what?" He blinked and shook his head. "What illegal candy? And why would I put it in my butt?"

Katara stomped up and glared at the boy. "You jerk!"

"What are you talking about!" he howled.

A hyper avatar fan, Aangs#1fan and slapped him with sardines. "You candy hiding freak! What, do you have drug laced tattoos that will make us feel good too?"

"What is going on here?" Jet howled in anger.

Jet, Jet, Jet! He drinks oil for breakfast!

"I do not!" the boy cried.

You are a jet, right?

"My name is Jet, I'm not actually a jet you dumb ass!"

"Don't swear at the narrator, you potty mouth!" another fan, Champloo25 said, knocking Jet down with a punch to the chin. The avatar fans and fan girls cheered, and paid him a million dollars. "Thank you, thank you very much!"

Jet, Jet, Jet! He weighs fifty tons!

"I am NOT A JET, YOU MORON! DO YOU SEE PEOPLE CLIMBING UP STAIRS TO RIDE ON ME?"

"Quickly my little Smurfs, climb, climb for your Smurfing lives!" Poppa Smurf cried, ushering his Smurfs onto Jet as if he was a 747.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Jet began to brush them off.

Jet, Jet, Jet! He's a dirty, rotten baby killer!

"You monster!" Yue cried.

"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!" Jet roared with insane rage!

"That's it, you're getting your butt kicked!" Kayko15 snarled.

"I did not kill any babies!"

"Tell that to Baby Smurf!" Zuko cried, cradling the squashed infant in the palm of his hands.

"You care about a tiny blue baby with a pea for a tail? Jet growled.

"TICKLE HIM!" the girls cried. To their horror, they discovered he was not ticklish.

"Well this sucks," Ty Lee said grumpily.

"Not really," Suki said. She and Godsspiker pulled out a huge battery and plugged it into Azula, who charged it. "See, instant cattle prods," the Kyoshi warrior said, holding sticks laden with electricity and handing them to the other girls.

"What's a cattle prod?" Jet asked. "HOLY SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!" the rest of the night the girls beat him up with electric shocks.

And now you know Jet. An evil 747 who likes to kill babies, weighs fifty tons, puts candy up his butt, and is now getting tea with the queen!

"NONE OF THAT IS TRUE!" Jet is cried in pain.

"You stupid criminal, feel my wrath!" Carmelita Fox appeared and began blasting him with shock pistol attacks. Heiduska a Sly Cooper fan later appeared and beat him up too.

UP NEXT …. King Boomie!