Ziggy's Corner: Yay! Boomie is up! Will he make any semse? Let's find out!

KING BOOMIE

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He sleeps on a marshmallow!

King Boomie frowned and scratched his head. "Now how in the world did you figure that out?"

You actually sleep on a marshmallow?

"Its nice and fluffy," Boomie said with a laugh. "Plus when I dream about eating a giant marshmallow, I actually DO eat a giant marshmallow, so I never get embarrassed by my mistakes!"

Er, okay. King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He shaves his chest and uses the hair for a wig!

"Nope, I've never done that before, but it does sound like a good idea!"

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He likes to dress up like a ballerina!

"I only did that once!" the king cried.

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He can down two tons of jelly beans in eight point four seconds.

"No I can't," Boomie growled. "Jelly beans give me the gout.

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He kicked a little girl who only wanted his autograph!

"I don't abuse children!" Boomie growled his muscles growing as his temper rose. "However I did kick a poperazi in the shin when he tried to get my picture drawn skinny dipping! I kept the picture, would you care to see?"

Everyone on the stage, Avatar and Sly Cooper shouted no at the same time.

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He likes wearing dirty diapers!

"I DO NOT WEAR DIRTY DIAPRERS!" Boomie howled in anger.

Then why are you so smelling?

"Its my new cologne! It drives the ladies crazy!" he chuckled.

"Yeah," Azula said, battering her hand about. "And then they all leap of the cliff."

"I wouldn't speak if I were you," Sly Cooper growled. He nearly tossed his cookies from the rank of the princess.

"I DO NOT HAVE STINKY…," she rose her arms into the air, took a whiff, and dropped to the ground.

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He killed the last king with bad poetry, and then taxed his citizen's hair/

"I never killed anyone with poetry… partly because it bores me." he interrupted himself with a snorting laugh. "But I did tax my people's hair, you got that right!"

You actually taxed your people's hair!

"Well in heinsight, it wasn't very smart on my part, so we shifted the tax to doggie poop."

You tax doggie poop?

"You have no idea how much the puppies of Omashu can poop! We thought about petrifying it and using it as money, but that seemed kinda sick!"

King Boomie, King Boomie, King Boomie! He has a picture of Drake Bell and Orlando Bloom on his wall!

"Nope, I keep my picture of Drake Bell in my shower. Orlando gets to stay in my underwear draw!" he answered with a smile.

Okay this is getting weird. Anyway now you know King Boomie. He sleeps on a marshmallow, shaves his chest hair, beats up little girls, taxes doggie poop, and killed the previous king with bad poetry.

"Whatever," King Boomie said, walking away.

UP NEXT: ADMIRAL ZHAO!