Ziggy's Corner: Oh yeah, I'm bad, were up to eighteen chapters now! Suki is such a good girl, but a tough thing, will the narrator drive her mad? Let's find out! By the way, this one really going to be short. Sorry, just trying out new things to keep this fresh!
SUKI
Suki, Suki, Suki! She has a crush on Koh the Face Stealer!
"Wait, why would I have a face on an evil face stealing spirit?" the young girl asked, blinking her eyes.
Suki, Suki, Suki! She's really a man!
"What! A MAN KISSED MEEE!" Sokka screamed at the top of his lungs and ran so far away he forgot where he was going. So he lived his life drinking Cactus juice.
"I AM NOT A MAN! NOR AM I A BOY!" Suki screamed, whiping out her fan.
Suki, Suki, Suki! That face paint she wears is guano!
"Guano?"
Bat poop!
"I don't wear bat poop on my FACE!" she screamed.
Suki, Suki, Suki! In Pig Latin, her name is I suk!
"IT IS NOT! It's Isaysuk!"
Suki, Suki, Suki, she admits she sucks!
"I did not say that! What is wrong with you!"
Suki, Suki, Suki! She a thousand year old vampire!
"How can I be a thousand year old vampire, if you just said I was a man?"
Vampire can be men! Or are you confused?
"I think you are a little confused, I'm leaving." She got up and walked away.
And now you know Suki! She sucks, wears bat poop for makeup, and is a 1000 year old man who likes kissing Sokka!
Somewhere out in the desert, Sokka screamed at these words, and tried to make out with a cactus.
I told you it was going to be short!
UP NEXT: YUE!