Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 19! Yue is up!
YUE
Yue, Yue! She has bright pink hair!
"Wait, you only said my name twice, and I have white hair, not pink!" The proper young woman knew about anger, but she was too proper to try and let it get to her.
Yue! She lives on the planet Mars and kills bunnies for a living!
"There are no bunnies on Mars!" Yue snapped. "And I don't live on Mars!"
"Yue's the moon!" Sokka sighed, drunk beyond reason.
Yu! She has a habit of drinking too much cactus juice, and throwing up all over the place!
"I don't do that! I've never drank any alcohol!" she snapped in a proper tone, putting her hands on her hips. "And what is with my name?"
Yue, Yue, Yue! She's a self conscious snob who only thinks of her self!
"She does not!" Sokka growled. He turned his boomerang out, and began slapping Aang's#1fan silly with it.
"Sokka just let me handle this!" Yue sighed.
"Because if she did, she'd be on one of those naughty vidoes with all those other college girls," he cackled, clearly delirious.
"Sokka, I think you need to lay down!" Suki said.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! EVIL MALE VAMPIRE COME TO STEAL MY GOOD DREAMS IN MY SLUMBER!" Sokka ran away and slammed into the wall.
Yue, Yue, Yue! She's glowing because she lives in the sun!
"I most certainly do not!" she growled. "I'm the MOON!"
Someone sure thinks well of themselves!
"Look you ding witted lunie, KNOCK THIS OFF!"
Yue, Yue, Yue! She insists on being treated like an adult!
"What?"
You are the most grateful little,
"Stop quoting from that stupid cell phone ad where the mother and daughter get into a fight because the kid get's her way because the cell phone is cheap and small!"
And now you know Yue! A Pink haired Martian whose helped take over the sun, and wants to be a wild college girl for naughty videos!
"Where is my lawyer," she growled, walking off.
You don't need one, you're the moon! The narrator began laughing insanely, and did not stop until Sokka ran into him, and they were both knocked out by Azula's rank.
"I DO NOT HAVE STINKY PIT!"
"No," Katara said. "Now you have stinky pit and stinky breath.
UP NEXT: THE BOULDER!