Ziggy's Corner: 86 reviews! I never thought this would be so popular! Anyway, The Boulder is up!
THE BOULDER
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He's a preschool drop out.
"The Boulder was at the top of his class in preschool!" the wrestler wanna be snarled.
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He uses steroids!
"The Boulder does not use drugs! He has no need for drugs! Drugs are for lame asses!" the earth bender howled.
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He thinks his fans are lame asses!
"The Boulder never said such a thing," the tall, muscular man growled.
Sokka is a fan. Sokka drinks cactus juice. Cactus juice is an alcohol. Alcohol is a drug.
"Boulder? How could you betray me?" Sokka cried, sipping on his cactus juice.
"Give …. Me…. That…," Katara growled, swiping the glass from his hands. "I thought we got rid of all of this junk."
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He has a secret crush on Toph!
"The Boulder does not have crushes on tiny, blind girls!" the Earth Bender howled in rage.
Then why do you have an autographed picture of her in your diary?
"The Boulder does not keep diaries, or autograph's of stupid little girls, who have stinky feet!"
"Stinky feet?!" Toph shrieked.
"Toph, let's face it, your stank could kill of a herd of elephants!" The Boulder said, patting her shoulder.
"I'll show you stanky feet." She slammed the earth, and gave him a rocky wedgie.
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He's gotten beaten up by a little, blind girl!
"The Boulder would like to see another woman ever try that again!" the wrestler growled, pulling himself off of the rocky hands.
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! His father was a great, bald Donkey Ape!
"THE BOULDER DOES NOT COME FROM A FAMILY OF STINKING, NASTY, FILTHY DERANGES MONKEYS OR APES!!!!!!"
Monkey Woman from Who Wants to be a SuperHero? Appeared and frowned. "Whose dissing monkeys?"
Everyone pointed at The Boulder. "He is!"
"I'm going to kick your butt!" the scantily clad heroine snarled. She proceed to kick the wrestler's ass.
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He just got his butt handed to him by a girl!
"Woman!" Monkey Woman snapped.
Woman!
"The Boulder said he wished to see another girl beat me up."
Insane Vampire, eh, name to long, you know who I'm talking about, hahahah. Anyway, she appeared and beat the living hell out of The Boulder. Then Kayko15 appeared and shaved him, one by one the girls surrounded him, until the battle cry was heard. "TICKLE HIM!"
The Boulder, The Boulder, The Boulder! He has a ticklish nose!
"We can sseeeeheehehehehe thaaahahahahahahat!!!!!!" The Boulder laughed. "Noooooo Not The Boulder's lembago!"
The tickling stopped for a moment. "Wait, what the hell is a lembago?" Azula asked.
"Does it really matter?" Kayko15 asked.
"Guess not."
And now you know The Boulder! A preschool dropout, who uses steroids, calls his fans lame asses, has a crush on a little twelve year old, got his butt kicked by her and a grown woman in a super hero costume who doesn't have a life…
"HEY!" Monkey Woman cried. "Why do you have to be so hurtful?" she turned and ran out of the building crying.
And has a ticklish nose and a ticklish lembago. Whatever the hell that is.
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