P'g: Oh snap! We're back! This time it's Kikuchiyo who gets the pleasure of hosting the show!
Kikuchiyo: Yeah! And I finally came up with a superior show that'll kick every other shows ass!
Shichiroji: Oh really…how do you know that…someone may come up with a better idea.
Kikuchiyo: Yeah, right! I doubt it! I'm actually helping people, unlike you guys! Now! Off to my show! (Races off to host show)
Chapter Two: Re-Capitating You!
Kikuchiyo: (comes out waving to the audience) Ok guys! So yeah, there this girl we have on our show named Jenny. Now Jenny here thinks she's ugly…and she probably is! So we're going to help her look pretty! C'mon out Jenny!
Jenny: (comes out with glasses and braided pigtails. She's wearing a plaid red skirt and a yellow wool sweatshirt. She's got on navy blue knee socks and black shoes.) Um hello.
Kikuchiyo: …Holy Crap… (turns to audience) Now let's go make Jenny look beautiful!
Jenny: Wait, don't I have to tell you my story first…
Kikuchiyo: We don't have time for that! If we're going to make you beautiful by the time this show is over we're going to have to skip that!
Jenny: (frowns but follows)
---MOOP---
Kikuchiyo: OK! So the first thing we need to do is get you a new wardrobe because your current wardrobe is crap!
Jenny: Um…ok…but why are we at a body shop?
Kikuchiyo: Huh? Oh, sorry, I had to pick something up…NOW! On to the girly fitting cloth place…shop…yeah…
---More Moops---
Kikuchiyo: OK! Here we are! Shopping! At the mall! Let's go to some random store and buy some cloths! How about this store!
Jenny: (blinks) Um…Louis Vuitton is an accessory store.
Kikuchiyo: …Of course it is! I was just testing you… (shifty eyes) Now! On to the REAL clothing store! (They enter some fancy clothing store) Now shop to your desire!
Jenny: Um…ok…. (picks out a black dress with lavender flowers)
Kikuchiyo: No, No! That's an ugly dress!
Jenny: Aren't you supposed to be helping me?
Kikuchiyo: I am! I'm telling you what you SHOULDN'T buy!
Jenny: (sigh of frustration)
Kikuchiyo: Ok, so hurry up and pick out something.
((Jenny eventually ends up picking out a silk green tank-top and dark blue jeans.))
Kikuchiyo: Great! Now go pay for it so we can move on to shoes!
Jenny: But I thought you were-
Kikuchiyo: What do I look like? A money tree?
Jenny: (another sigh of frustration) Ok…
---HEEP---
Kikuchiyo: Ok, same deal here…you just gotta pick out a nice pair of shoes that'll go with your new outfit!
Jenny: (picks out a pair of black "old lady" low heel shoes)
Kikuchiyo: NO NO NO! Not those! Those are old people shoes! How old are you? 50? Find another pair!
Jenny: (sigh of frustration) fine… (picks out a pair of white running shoes)
Kikuchiyo: Good…now go pay for them…
Jenny: (glares at Kikuchiyo but goes and pays for the shoes)
---NAAH---
Kikuchiyo: Yeah, so here we are at the make up and hair place and Penny-
Jenny: JENNY!
Kikuchiyo: yeah, whatever sweetheart, is getting a make over hair up thing…so yeah.
Jenny: (sigh) I have to pay for this too, don't I?
Kikuchiyo: Well if I had any money I'd contribute…but I don't…so that's just too bad.
((Jenny gets her hair slightly curled and put up and gets eyeliner and all that make up stuff))
Kikuchiyo: Wow! You look incredible!
Jenny: …I…guess so.
Kikuchiyo: And it's all thanks to me!
Jenny: (grumbles and mumbles something)
Kikuchiyo: What was that sweetheart?
Jenny: Nothing!
Kikuchiyo: Oh yeah! One last thing! (takes off her glasses and throws them out) Perfect!
Jenny: Hey! I can't see! (walks into a pole)
Kikuchiyo: Ok, next time on our show we'll have the authoress, P'g!
P'g: WHAT?
Kikuchiyo: Face it, you need a make over!
Heihachi: (laughs)
P'g: It's not funny!
Heihachi: Sure it is!
P'g: … (stares at him) How'd you get here anyway…?
Heihachi: Um…I just walked…and ended up here.
P'g: …
Heihachi: …
P'g: …
Heihachi: …
P'g: …goggles! (chases him)
Heihachi: (running away) AH! NOT AGAIN!
Next time: Hyugo!
Hyugo: …I have to do a stupid show too?
P'g: (sweatdrop) well…sorta…it's a radio show!
Hyugo: (glares) That's even more degrading…