P'g: NYAI! Welcome to chapter three! I can't believe I'm still writing! YAY!
Shichiroji: Sure it's surprising…but not as surprising as that. (points to a closet)
P'g: What about it?
Shichiroji: What about it? You locked Heihachi-dono in there.
P'g: (glares at closet) He kept giving me the puppy dog look.
Shichiroji: All he wanted was a piece of pie…
P'g: NO! IT'S MY PIE! (eats the pie)
Shichiroji: O.O
Heihachi: (scratches door) Can I come out now?
P'g: NO!
Shichiroji: You can't keep him in there forever…
P'g: Yes I can! You just watch me!
Shichiroji: You'll make all the Heihachi-fangirls angry…
P'g: Too bad for-
Hyugo: HEY! I WANT TO GET THIS OVER WITH! HURRY UP!
P'g: -.-;; Fine.
((A/N: Please note that I will not upload a chapter unless at least 10 people have read the latest chapter. I will know because the Stats shall (relatively) tell me. Also, on terms with the last chapter and this chapter, I would like to say that P'g apologizes if anyone with the name Jenny, Hailey, Sandy, Janice, Random Dude or Incredible Tin Man are offended.))
Chapter Three: Letters With Hyugo
Hyugo: (enters booths and turns on Microphone) Ok, now it's time for another addition of "Letter's with Hyugo". Our first letter comes from Hailey from Anonymousville. Hailey writes, "Dear Hyugo, why is it that whenever I hear you speak in your English voice I am reminded of Kyo from Fruits Basket?" Well Hailey, that's because my English Voice Actor is Jerry Jewell, who also does Kyo. Now let's head to the phone line, shall we? Our first call comes from "The Incredible Tin Man". Ok you're on!
Inc. Tin Man: Uh yeah…why do you suck so much?
Hyugo: (angry) WHO IS THIS!
Inc. Tin Man: (hangs up)
Hyugo: Stupid fool, calling my show proclaiming that I, Hyugo, suck! The nerve! He clearly doesn't know who-
Radio Direction: Ahem…
Hyugo: … (takes a deep breath) I'm sorry about that viewers…some people don't know how to keep their opinions to themselves. On to the next caller…
Girl Voice: Um, yeah…why didn't you join the 7 Samurai to protect Kanna village?
Hyugo: Simple answer for a simple question. I was pondering the question one day, when I realized I don't care about Kanna village. Kanna village isn't paying my salary; Maro is…so why should I bother? The time of the Samurai is over and swords are out, so I decided that- that well…I decided to stay loyal to my masters and use guns and stuff…
Girl: Um…ok…
Hyugo: Next caller, you're on the air!
Caller: (spooky voice) After receiving this message you will die in seven days…
Hyugo: …Ok yeah, I'm hanging up on you now. Next caller!
Tessai: Master Ukyo wants a bath in 3 hours and he wants you to make it. (hangs up)
Hyugo: The Hell? That little… (temple vain). Next caller…
Random Dude: (sluggish voice) Uh, yeah, hey dude…like, why do you wear make up?
Hyugo: …
Random Dude: …Dude?
Hyugo: My name is Hyugo! Not Dude! And…it's vicious…yeah. It's like war paint, ok, dude.
Random Dude: Oh…I don't get it…so why is your lipstick bla-
Hyugo: I'm hanging up on you now. (hangs up on dude). Time for another letter. This one here comes from Sandy of Timberlake in some…country, anyway, Sandy writes, "Dear Hyugo, was there something between you and Kyuuzo…you know what I mean…wink, wink." Ok, Sandy, the only think between Kyuuzo and I was Maro…and….well, nothing is intended on that…That just didn't come out right did it? (sigh) ok, look, I have NO sexual connections to ANY character, ok? Simple as that. The Next letter comes from Janice of Calgary, Janice writes, "Hyugo, love the shades! Where can I get a pair?" Well Janice, I wondered the same thing when I saw the guy who was wearing them. I loved them so much I simply decided to take them for myself, so I really can't help you there. (looks at clock) Ok, so that about raps up my time on the air. I'll be sure to hear from you all next week. Till then… (Hyugo turns off microphone and takes head phones off)
P'g: (walks in) See, that wasn't too bad!
Hyugo: (grumbles) yeah, whatever…
P'g: Next time we'll have…Shichiroji!
Shichiroji: YES! FINALLY! I can't wait!
Heihachi: (eating a cookie) I'm glad she finally let me out.
P'g: (frowns and sighs) it's too hard to say no to you…
Heihachi: (gives her a cute smile)
P'g: (tries to shake fist at him but can't) Argh! Just tune in next time…and don't forget to leave a review! The gang would like to know what you think of their shows!