Title: Truth or Dare
Author: AngelicTorture.
Disclaimer: I own nothing and no one you recognise.
Rating: PG13
Pairing: no pairings in this one
Spoilers: none.
Notes: Response to Kori's emotions theme challenge posted at litafics on LJ. I'm going the 10 separate one shots route. This is oneshot No. 2. The theme for this one is: Bored.
Summery: Boredom, margaritas and diva's are a dangerous mix…
"I'm bored." Lita whined.
Trish stratus rolled her eyes.
"How can you be bored when we've got margaritas, chick flicks and ice cream?"
"I just am…I still think we should've let John stay, we could've got him drunk and shaved his eye brows or something…have you seen them? They look like caterpillars…"
"No way Li, not after what happened the last time he got drunk…my phone still doesn't work properly…" Mickie announced.
"I don't think he meant to sit on it Micks…" Victoria reasoned.
"You would say that Vicks, since you're biased and all…" Trish smirked.
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Come on Vicki, you don't have to pretend…we've all seen John sneaking into your room when he thinks everyone's asleep." Lita said as she refilled her glass.
"What? I don't…he doesn't…we aren't…you've all seen him?"
"Uh huh." The 3 divas chorused.
"Well what about her and Orton?" the raven haired diva pointed to Lita.
"What about me and Randy?"
"Vicki's not the only one who's been getting late night visits from on of WWE's resident players."
"I refuse to dignify that comment with a response…" the redhead stuck her nose in the air but couldn't hide the small smile on her face.
"Ok, since everyone's favorite redhead is bored how about we play truth or dare?" Mickie asked with a hopeful grin.
"No way, I'm so not drunk enough for that."
"Come on Li, you're the one who said you were bored."
The redhead rolled her eyes.
"Fine…but I get to go first."
The 4 diva's arranged themselves on the bed.
"Ok Micks, truth or dare?"
"Umm truth I guess…"
Lita considered her question for a few seconds.
"Have you ever, accidentally or on purpose, seen one of the guys completely naked?"
Mickie barely suppressed a giggle when she answered.
"Yeah…"
"Who?" Trish asked eagerly.
"I'm not telling…you'll just have to wonder and be jealous."
"Not fair…you have to tell or we'll make you do a dare."
"I promised I wouldn't tell anyone."
"Fine but that means you have to do a dare."
The 3 divas huddled together to discuss a suitable dare.
"We dare you to go to Shane's room, tell him you've been a bad girl and you want him to spank you." Lita smirked.
"What? No way…I'm so not doing that."
"You have to Micks, no refusing dares."
"Fine, but you're all coming with me."
"Of course we are, do you really think we'd miss this?"
"I don't even know what room he's in…"
"I do, I do." Victoria announced gleefully before grabbing her friend's hand and pulling her out into the hallway, Trish and Lita giggling behind them.
They stopped at Shane's door, Victoria giving the reluctant Mickie a gentle push before retreating a few feet back with Lita and Trish. Mickie knocked quickly on the door, taking a deep breath when the hazel eyed McMahon opened the door.
"Hi Shane…"
"What can I do for you Mickie?"
"I um…I've been a bad girl and I want you to spank me…"
"What?"
Lita, Trish and Victoria had erupted into fits of silent giggles.
"I want you to spank me cause I've been a bad girl."
Mickie glanced at her friends, Lita was holding on to Trish to stop herself from ending up on the floor.
"Mickie are you drunk?"
That was it; the 3 giggling divas finally lost it. Lita actually ended up on the floor, she was laughing so hard. Shane rolled his eyes at the hysterical women.
"Goodnight ladies."
Shane's door closed with a snap.
"That was not funny…"
"Spank you very much Micks." Lita managed to say through her laughter. Mickie pouted all the way back to Lita's room.
Once the divas had finally calmed down Mickie turned to Lita.
"My turn…what'll it be Li, truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Ok…how long have you been banging Orton?" the mischievous diva grinned.
"I'm not 'banging' him…"
"Oh really? So what do you guys do when he comes to your room then…play twister?"
"Yeah, naked twister." Trish giggled.
"Trish!" Lita threw a pillow at the blonde.
"Come on Li, it's not like we're gonna tell anyone."
The redhead sighed.
"Fine…but you have to promise not to say a word…"
"We promise…cross our hearts."
"We've been seeing each other for almost 4 months now…so I'm not just 'banging' him."
"4 months? Why didn't you tell us?"
"It wasn't supposed to be anything serious at first…but it kinda got serious…can we talk about something else now?"
"Movie?' Trish held up a DVD.
The 4 divas made another batch of margaritas and settled down to watch the movie.