P'g: Yeah, you know…we're here again.

Shichiroji: And it's finally my turn!!

P'g: Indeed it is!

Kikuchiyo: So…what's your show all about? Doubt it's better than mine.

Shichiroji: Well…if you'd shut up and let me get started you'll find out.

P'g: And since 10 people read the last chapter I need to update the story. Same rules apply to this chapter…if at least 10 people do not read the new chapter, I'm not writing another one. (Nods to justify self)

((Chapter four: Judge Shichiroji))

Body Guard Police Dude: All rise for Judge Shichiroji!

(Everyone stands up)

Shichiroji: (comes in and sits down) Ok, ok, you guys can sit down now. Now, what case do I need to solve today?

BGPD: (gives Shichiroji a file) Court case: Dianna vs. Tokihito.

Shichiroji: Ok, so Himiko Tokihito is convicting Christina Dianna of theft. What exactly did Miss. Dianna steal?

Tokihito: My Kyuuzo plushie.

Shichiroji: (blinks) …okay.

Dianna: That's not true!! She said I could borrow it!! Then I sent it back!! But when I returned it she wasn't home so I put it in her mailbox!!

Shichiroji: Oh really? Tokihito-san, did you let her borrow it?

Tokihito: Yes, for a few days.

Shichiroji: So don't you think it's possible that Miss. Dianna could have placed the doll-

Girls: -plushie!

Shichiroji: Whatever, in Tokihito-san's mailbox, and that someone could have stolen it from there?

Tokihito: But who would have known that my Kyuuzo plushie would be in the mailbox…and who would want it?

Shichiroji: Hmmm…that is a good point. Is there any other friend, or friends, you may have that also is a Kyuuzo fan?

Dianna: Denise Concortante, but she was on vacation at the time.

Shichiroji: Hmmm…well. (ponders for a moment) Tokihito-san, what about your parents? Could it be possible that they picked it up and perhaps forgot to give it to you, or misplaced it?

Tokihito: I suppose that's possible.

Shichiroji: Did you bother to ask?

Tokihito: No, not really. But if my parent's had picked it up they would have put it in my room.

Shichiroji: Couldn't it be plausible for them to have forgotten?

Tokihito: Not really. My mom doesn't forget things.

Shichiroji: And your father?

Tokihito: That is possible, as he's so focused on his work and does forget things sometimes.

Shichiroji: Ah, you don't say.

Tokihito: But my dad also likes to get things done. He wouldn't hang on to the plushie and wait to give it back until later.

Shichiroji: (sighs) This is going nowhere. Miss. Dianna, do you swear you didn't take it?

Dianna: Yes!! Let Heihachi strike me down if I'm lying!

Heihachi: (in crowd) O.O Do what?

(Just then the court doors swing open and Kyuuzo walks in)

Girls: (Swoon)

Shichiroji: Kyuuzo-dono, what brings you to my court?

Kambei: (follows Kyuuzo in) I think Kyuuzo-dono has something to confess.

Katsushiro: (rather pissed, also following Kyuuzo in) Yes, something about the plushie.

Shichiroji: Oh really? What is it Kyuuzo.

Kyuuzo: (glares) I have the damn plushie.

Everyone-minus the samurai: (gasps)

Tokihito: But why Kyuuzo-sama, why!?

Kyuuzo: Because, I'm sick of people like you going crazy over me. Just leave me alone. (throws the plushie down and leaves the court).

Dianna: (starry-eyed) He's just so dreamy.

Tokihito: (also starry-eyed) and so cool.

Shichiroji: (sighs) Oh brother…Well, (hammers the gavel on desk) neither girl is to be charged and…um…well…Kyuuzo is to pay for a doll for each of them.

Katsushiro: (to Kambei) I don't think Kyuuzo-dono is going to like that very much…

Kambei: No…but Judge Shichiroji-san has spoken.

Officer Man: Court is now dismissed.

(Everyone exits).

P'g: Coolio's!!

Heihachi: As mentioned before, no offense is meant is anyone's name has been used. It was pure coincidence.

P'g: (smiles happily) unless you're one of the Samurai boys…
Heihachi: right…

Shichiroji: I hope everyone gives me feedback on my show!

((Next Chapter: Katsushiro))