Ziggy's Corner; Okay Bentley Wiseturtle is next. I hope it's as good as the first chapter!

Bentley Wiseturtle

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! His last name is Toenail Fungus!

"What! Sly's right, you're out of your mind! My last name is Wiseturtle!"

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He lives in your mom's glove compartment box and eats dust bunnies!

"Someone has got to go back to school and learn biology again," Bentley snapped. "I do not live in any one's glove compartment, and I most definitely do not eat dust bunnies!"

Then what do you eat?

"I do like the occasional pizza, and hamburgers are nice too, oh, and a salad with Greek Isle dressing is just wonderful!"

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He's the fifth teenage mutant ninja turtle Gabby Glimpsalot!

"WHAT! I most certainly am not! My name is Bentley Wiseturtle, and I am part of the Cooper Gang! This is stupid, I have half a mind to sue you!"

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He pretends to be smart, but really he only has half a mind!

"Ha ha, very funny Wiseguy! Look, if you want to talk this over with my lawyer, I'd be happy to introduce you! I don't half a brain."

You just said you did!

"I said … Look that's a figure of speech!" His normal green skin was turning dark brown with anger.

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He likes to suck wine off of his girlfriend, Penelope's toes!

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT!" Bentley exploded in anger before he realized he was being watched.

You mean it's true? What a loser, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

"No the loser is someone who hides in the shadows while making fun of people," Bentley snarled. "Seriously, why not come out and we'll talk this over like adults!"

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He thinks he's all grown up!

"I AM, all grown up! I happen to be 21!" the turtle swore!

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He likes to drink beer because he's 21 and swear!

Bentley looked at the cameras and shot some kind of liquid at them. "That's it, this interview is over. Get that camera out of my face!"

And now you know, Bentley Wiseturtle. Whose real last name is Toenail Fungus, lives in your mom's glove compartment box, eats dust bunnies, while mascarading as the fifth teenage mutant ninja turtle, who has half a mind, and likes to suck wine off his girlfriend's toes, while drinking beer and cursing everyone.

"GET A LIFE, LOSER!" Bentley howled.

"Bentley! I can't believe you told everyone on worldwide internet what we do at home!" Penelope snapped.

Bentley, Bentley, Bentley! He's going to be chewed out by his girlfriend!

Okay, second chapter done! Next up is Murray! If this is popular enough, I'll submit more chapters in May after his time on the hot seat.