Ziggy's Corner: This will be my last chapter for this story, unless I get unbelievable reviews! This time it's the Murray's time to be on the hot seat!

The Murray

Murray, Murray, Murray! He has muscles so think, it makes mountains cry!

"That could be true," Murray said with a shake of his head. "I am really strong."

Murray, Murray, Murray! He has a gut so big, it has it's own planetal orbit!

"Hey, I may be fat, but I don't have planet's rotating around me!" the hippo snarled.

Murray, Murray, Murray! He went to Australia to learn how to suck his thumbs!

Murray had to be with strained with anger about this. His blood pressure rose so high that a volcano nearly died of an heart attack. "HOW DARE YOU! YOU PIECE OF LOW LIFE CRAP! THE MURRAY IS GOING TO KICK YOUR TEETH IN SO FAST AND HARD, THAT YOUR GREAT GRANDKIDS WILL FEEL IT!"

"Murray, calm down. Do not let him get into your head!"

"Yes Master, sorry!" He said, his head hanging lowly.

"That's a good boy!" the Guru said with a smile.

Murray, Murray, Murray! He couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag!

"Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me!"

Murray, Murray, Murray! He's a great big baby that name calls!

"I did not call you names!" Murray grumbled.

Murray, Murray, Murray, the last book he read was Pretty Princess Ponies go for a Picnic coloring book!

"The Murray does not use coloring books!"

"Actually you did once," Dimitri said, trying to be helpful.

"It was part of a disguise!" Murray grumbled.

Murray, Murray, Murray! He likes dressing like a wee little kid!

Murray leapt out of the chair, bellowing his howl of rage. Luckily for the interviewer, he was too well hidden to be found by the enraged hippo, who had to be taken away with a lot of sedation.

And now you know, Murray! A hippo who has muscles so large they scare mountains, has his own orbit, learned to suck his thumb in Australia, calls people names, uses coloring books while dressed in little kid clothes, and is being hauled away to the funny farm!

Okay, is this still going well? If I get enough reviews, I'll update in May, with Carmelita's time in the chair. Unless I get bundles and bundles of reviews while still