Penelope

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She beat the ever living hell out of Bentley after what he said about her in his chapter!

"I don't beat up crippled people, let alone my own boyfriend," the mouse snapped.

Then why isn't he here today?

Penelope smiled. "I locked him in the bathroom so he could write a fifty thousand word apology to me."

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She takes pleasure in locking handicapped, disabled people in their own bathrooms!

"Only if they tick me off!" the young mouse said as she cross her arms.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She's the newest Internet, video game vixen!

This took her a little by surprised, and she chuckled nervously. "Well, that's news to me."

Somewhere in their house, Bentley could be heard screaming, "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PERVERT DOING DRAWING PENELOPE IN A SLAVE GIRL PRINCESS LEIA GOLD BIKINI!"

Elsewhere, a weeping Tifa Lockheart has finally broken her slimming diet, upon hearing the bad news. "They told me it wouldn't last forever, but I didn't want to believe!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She killed more men in the Crimean War than Attila the Hun did in his whole invasion!

The girl blinked and shook her head. "Wait a minute, I wasn't born in the Crimean War! I'm only 21!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! You can find her on a video tape of College Mousegirls Gone Wild!

"THAT'S A DAMN LIE!" Penelope howled, secretly hoping that old web site was closed by now.

Bentley nearly dropped his laptop, "HOLY CRAP! PENELOPE IS SO FRICKIN' HOT!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! Her I.Q. is smaller than a speck of dirts!

"Is that a fact! Could a speck of dirt make a time machine!"

Somewhere in their house, Bentley had found their time machine, after breaking the door of the bathroom down and began to use it. "I'm going to find that asshole who made that site, and kick his ass before Penelope comes across him!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! Her breasts are so big, they have their own zip code!

The mouse frowned and looked down at her chest and back at the voice. "Hey, cut it out! How do you know how big they might be anyway?"

I have a copy of College Mousegirls Gone Wild!

Her chest dropped and her color faded to pale white. Finally she shot to her feet, and pulled out a blow torch. "You give me that tape back, or I'll fuse your coconuts with your vine and tie you to a power pole!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She's losing her temper!

"You're damn right, I am, buddy," she snapped. "And you most definitely do not want to see this woman lose her temper!"

Back at their house, Bentley crawled painfully back through the time machine. "Okay, I most definitely do not want to see Penelope ever lose her temper ever again!" he groaned.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! That's not even her real name!

"You're pushing it bucko!" the mouse growled.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She doesn't like it when you push her buttons!

"Find me someone who does, and I'll show you a nut job!"

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She thinks her boyfriend is a nut job!

"I NEVER SAID THAT YOU DIM WITTED IDIOT!" Now her skin was flushing red.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She's about to get into a cat fight with Tifa Lockheart!

"What are you talking ab…" she began to ask, before she was tackled by the Final Fantasy VII vixen.

"Give me back my title," Tifa cried.

"Back off you crazy little snot!" Penelope hollered, grabbing a fist full of Tifa's hair. The scene soon escalated into a cat fight of the show, Dallas proportion, and then even further into a Jerry Springer program! The girls had to be pulled apart from security, tattered hair, shredded bits of clothes, bite, scratch marks, slap marks on each others faces, and everything else that goes with a cat fight.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She just beat up an older woman!

"What the hell do you mean, older woman!" Tifa howled.

Technically you are older than Penelope!

"Yeah, but you forgot to add in mouse years, so she's what, sixty eight!"

"OH THAT'S IT, YOU LITTLE FOUL MOUTHED SCANTILY CLAD TRIX, I'M GOING TO GO MEDIEVAL ON YOUR SCRAWNY ASS!" Penelope screeched in rage, being held back by Bentley and Murray. "And what are you doing back here?" she asked her boyfriend.

"Beautiful, calm down!" Bentley said.

"Yeah, that's right, go back to your little shell back wimp!" Cloud barked, holding back Tifa.

"Wimp!" Bentley was turning red with anger, and then shout for the most vile words he could think of to say to the hero. "Hate to tell you," Bentley barked, "but that sick stuff is good for only making babies, not for using as hair gel," he said with a laugh, making reference to Cloud's hair style, and a certain movie having something to do with a woman named Mary.

Penelope, Penelope, Penelope! She has a grudge against Bentley!

"Against Bentley! Why the hell would I? It was that little snot and her dorky boyfriend who started it!"

And now you know Penelope, a girl who posed in College mouse girls gone wild, likes to lock disabled guys in their bathrooms, and get into fights with other girls!

Okay dookie! This was a long one, and I have kind of an idea for a one shot with Penelope! I don't know if I'll write it, but if I do it will more than likely be rated M. Anyway, up next is the Panda King!