Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 6! Panda King is next! So let's get on with the fun!

Panda King

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King! He wears pink and white underpants with little hearts on them!

"What is wrong with you, I don't wear anything like that," the large panda bear snapped.

So what do you where in bed then?

"That is none of your business!" the pyromaniac member of the group snarled.

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King, he once pushed a little girl down to be the first in line to the ice cream truck!

"I am lactose intolerant! And I do not push little girls down just to get a snack!" Panda King roared.

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King! He keeps wooden puppets in his pants to keep him company when he get's lonely on the toilet!

Panda King shot to his feet and glared, "I don't keep puppets in my pants!" He frowned and pulled something out, something that looked like an army of puppets. "What in the world?"

"Would you make us a hamburger with cheese?" the puppets asked.

"What? No! Where did you all come from?" he demanded.

"We're your very special friends, now will you make us a hamburger with cheese?" the puppets asked.

"I just told you no!" Panda King roared.

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King! He makes poor, defenseless puppets stay in his pants, but he won't feed them!

"Puppets do not eat cheeseburgers!"

Then why did you put them in your pants?

"This is stupid, why can't we discuss things about what is really important?"

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King. All he wants to do is talk about himself!

"That is not what I meant!"

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King! He likes giving wedgies to squirrels!

"Are you on some kind of medication? Why would I," the large black and white bear chuckled, "well there was the time when I was fifteen and tied a small nerd in our village to a rocket by his pants. He got such a wedgie, his eyes bulged out and stayed like that!" He shook his finger. "But he was not a squirrel!"

Panda King, Panda King, Panda King! He's a zit faced bully who picked on the governor of California! And now he's picking on poor defenseless puppets!

"What are you talking about…," a massive shadow covered him, and he turned to look to see Arnold Swartengator glare down at him.

"Do you know how long it took me to get my eyes back in their sockets! DO YOU!"

"Er, wait, I can explain!" Panda King tried to explain. Unfortunately the governator did not let him get a chance. He grabbed the panda from his pants, and hoisted him onto a NASA satellite. It took off, and Panda King went screaming all the way!

And now you know Panda King! A bully who pushes little girls, picks on puppets, and gives wedgies to buffed up California governors when they were little.

"LIES! THAT'S ALL LIES!" Panda King screamed, as he was sent soaring into the heat of the sun.

Okay, a quick one, but I like the way it went. Up next is the Guru! That should really be funny!