Chapter 2

VOLDY!1!

 Ok this chapter gets soooo exciting so enjoy it! Ps- thanx to the kewl people who reviewed!  p.p.s- harry p. doesn't belong to anyone except jk rowling! Not tehkewlie!

Well harry's mishaps continued throughout the day. When he and his amigos went down to breakfast (to eat it) HArry sat down on a piece of pumpkin pie! Yipes. ! Fred and George laughed cause they were the ones who put it there. Harry yelled: "It's NOT FUNNY!" But they kept on laughing. And ron and hermine laughed also because it was funny and Harry Potter had whipped cream on his PANTS! Ha-ha! HA! They laughed uproariously. Harry said " Jeepers RON! Why is it that every time something bad happened today I've had to speak to you, my very best pal with the rat called Scabber about it cause I thought you were involved?" Well Ron got a bit huffy and he was like, "Gee ,harry what did you just say anyway? And I'm sorry for whatevs I did." So harry said, "O.K sorry for blaming you AGAIN but really Ron. I mean come on. But let's eat I'm pretty darn hungry!".

But then Hermione grabbed them both by the ear! She really wanted to know what she got on her Arithmancy exam and she needed moral support to go ask her professor for her grade. So she forced them out of the cafeteria and halfway across the building. They reached her classroom and Hermione was sooo nervous! Then her teacher said, "Umm Hermione you're really smart. You have received an A+ on this assignment!". So Hermione was ecstatic. But Ron and Harry were totally spazzing out because they had almighty pains in their stomachs from a lack of food. The wonky Trio speeded across Hogwarts to finally eat their darn brekkers!

They arrived in the place where everyone else was cheery and breakfasty. Then Ron and Hermione grabbed some food, and so did everyone else at the table, which was Gryffindor. Except for Harry! Alas, he was too slow! He hadn't played Quidditch in veritable ages, so his reflexes were horrible. Harry was sad, he felt left out of the breakfast joy that everyone else was having! Then he got mad- why couldn't he have food TOO! Ron felt bad for his friend who was really quite a pal, as we all know. So did everyone else. So they clubbed together and gave him some food! Harry laughed for sheer joy. hahaHA!

But Voldy was quicker! He had poisoned everything on the table! Even the plates! Aaah! But Harry was EVEN quicker! He threw about 15,00 bezoars to absolutely everyone in the cafeteria! His reflexes had Magically improved since a couple secooondos ago. But Harry wasn't sure if everyone had caught the bezoars in their mouths! After all, he did throw a lot of them, and not many people have !Harry Pottre's Mad Quidditch Skillz! People could be choking right and left in the dining cafeteria!

Ooooh! Maaajor cliffy!

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