Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 7! The Guru is next!
GURU
Guru, Guru, Guru! In High School he was dumped so many times, that flies thought that he was a garbage truck!
Guru looked at the cameras and frowned, holding his moonstone and staff. "Arguoehowhwoowhwododque! Gutdod boeof dwoddnewoenwo woewospeo!"
What the hell did you just say?
"Arguoehowhwoowhwododque! Gutdod boeof dwoddnewoenwo woewospeo!"
Guru, Guru, Guru! He can't make a lick of sense if he tried to do so!
"AFJEFJODSFJS SDFSDSDASDSD AMEMENIEE DOD GOGDO SOE WQWHENEERF ENEERDSDS!"
What did I tell you?
"Hey, leave master alone!" Murray snapped, running up and staring at the cameras. "Its not his fault you can't understand his language!"
Guru, Guru, Guru! He thinks he's so special, that he has to have someone come in and speak for him!
"You made me explode once, don't try it again!" Murray growled.
Guru, Guru, Guru! He learned to speak by watching reruns of the old Charlie Brown cartoon shows and movies, and copying all of the adults speech!
Guru grumbled something in his language and rolled his eyes. This person was definitely infantile and obscene to try and get ratings this way. He smiled and twirled his stick, casting a spell over himself, turning into a large cannon.
Guru, Guru, Guru! He's having a fit so bad that he can't even show his real face!
"Sure master," Murray said, listening to his teacher. "If you think that's really for the best!" Murray picked something off the ground and heaved it at the cannon.
Guru, Guru, Guru! He hates the Beetles, thinks the Eagles are rotting onions, and that the Beach Boys were all a bunch of namby pamby cry baby, pretty boys!
Murray lit the fuse and covered his ears as the flame slowly went down.
Guru, Guru, Guru! The reason he speaks so funny, is because he has a mouth full of rocks!
The cannon shot, and out came a cannon ball, straight at the commentator, who groaned in pain and dropped to his knees.
"That's for all the not nice things you've been saying about all of us!" Murray growled. "Honestly, master has a mouth full of rocks, that's the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard of! Why of all the asinine things I've heard and seen, that would have to be the stupi…" he caught himself as the Guru turned back into this normal form, put his fist into his mouth, and yanked out a good number of rocks!
"Actually that's one of the few things he got right!" the ancient master chuckled.
"I'm confused!" Murray said, scratching his head.
"Yes you are," Guru said with a nod of his head.
Guru, Guru, Guru! His student thinks he's a bastard!
"That's a misunderstanding of the game in the pirate level," Guru growled.
"Yeah, I said, 'Master come back!' not 'Bastard come back!'"
And now you know, Guru! A koala who was dumped a lot in high school, mumbles with his talk, and whose student thinks he's a bastard.
"DO NOT MAKE ME TURN INTO A CANNON AGAIN, JUNIOR!" Guru growled.
Er. Sorry.
And this chapter is finished! On to chapter 8! Dimitri is the next one to be mocked, er I mean interviewed! FUN!