Well howdy reader!s!!!!!!!!! I missed u did you miss ME???????!!!lol! I know ur all dying to know what happens next sooo here u r!!!!!! Ok what happed last? Oh yeah. Ok. RECAP:
People could be chokeing right and left in the cafetria!
Ps- Harry P. and his pals are all Jk Rowlings not mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHAPTER 3: Pies + Snape
But harry knew CPR so he saved them! Thank merlin he said really loud and so did every1 else they were happy about living. So was harry! He had defeated Volders!!!!! Yessss! Everyone was happy especially DUmdlebore cause NOW he's not dead and he never died yeahhh!!!! In your face Snapester!
Everyone threw pies and fish at snape. And serveos him right too!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even Dubbldobe threw 1 at snaep. But only one because Dumbledore's a realy a nice person.
Then the houseelfs came in to clean up the big MESS! Hermoine was MAD OH BOY WAS SHE MAD ABOUT THAT! SHE THINKS WIZARDS ARE MEAN TO HOUSEFLES AND HERE THEY ALL WERE MAKING THE ELFS CLEAN UP THEIR OWN STUPID MESS! "SHE YELLED. (a/n: OH SORry I forgot to take of capsolck!) Weeeell then she freed all the houselfes and yes they were very happy and they all decided to come work at Hogwatrs! So then Hermys' life mission was acomplished! And she kissed Ron and Harry kissed Ginny and everyone was snogging or whatever because they were ALIVE!!!!!!! Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT!!!!!!
Then Snape came back from the Caribbean! AAAAAAH! Screamed everyone, because they were afraid of Snape, he's not so nice but he's probably really a nice guy anyway. And Snape used one of his specials spells on EVERYONE IN THE BIG HALL!!!!! The whole room was filled with emus! Except Won-won, but Snape didn't know that. Ron hid under a table, tense as a crayon. WHAT was he going to do? His pals and stuff were BIRDS!!!!!!!! And so was the food!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!