Ziggy's Corner: 9th chapter. Neyla/ Clock-La is the next character to be on the hot seat! Here we go!
NEYLA/ CLOCK-LA
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! She's the pink panther's great granddaughter!
"I most certainly am not!" Neyla grumbled. "I never met my grandparent's, let alone my great grandfather!"
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! The reason she wanted to become the next metal owl is because she lost her watch, and thought that she would forever know what time it was to watch Desperate Housewives!
"I did it to become immortal all right, but not to watch some stupid show! I wanted to be someone, and I was!"
Clock-La, Clock-La, Clock-La! She's the oldest living hippie the world has ever known!
"Wait a minute, why did you change my name from one to the other? And what the HELL DO YOU MEAN I'M THE OLDEST HIPPIE! Not only am I only 21, but I have never been a hippie!"
Then why is there a La in your name? Aren't you trying to copy Shangri-La! The capital of hippie love, peace, and snuggles?
Her jaw dropped. "WHAT THE FU…? La is in Clock-La's name, because of the combination of Clockwerk, and Neyla!"
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! She has a crush on Carmelita's 90 year old uncle!
"Why in the world would I have a crush on an old man?" Neyla asked.
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! She has diarrhea at three thirty in the morning every morning after eating pizza pie, and two tons of sugar!
"Why would that give me diarrhea? And how in the world would you know that?" Neyla asked. "I say, this is really stupid."
Clock-La, Clock-La, Clock-La! She poops out gaskets and screws when she sits on the pot!
"NO I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT!" the villainous cried. "I used to think I hated Sly and his friends, but I think I'd much more enjoy hating your sorry ass!"
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! She has the hots for Admiral Zhao from Avatar the Last Airbender!
"Okay, now you are just being sophomoric! I hate that pervert's guts!"
Then why did you give him a lap dance?
"Are you on drugs? I never did such a thing!" she hollered.
Okay, then watch this! A tape is played where Neyla beats the shit out of Zhao.
"If that's a lap dance, then I'm going to have to call myself Pinocchio."
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! Her nose glows red when she tells lies!
"I said Pinocchio! Not Rudolph the Red-nosed reindeer! And I'm not a puppet nor a deer!"
Neyla, Neyla, Neyla! She has no idea what in the hell she really even is!
"Oh bite me," the tigress snarled, rising to her feet. "This is over!"
And now you know Neyla/ Clock-La! The great-granddaughter of the Pink Panther, lost her watch, has diarrhea, longs for Carmelita's uncle and Zhao, and has no idea what the hell she really even is!
"BITE ME!"
ClockWerk is next! I hope you're all having fun still!