Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 10! Up next is Clockwerk! This will be the last chapter I submit in May, unless I get waves of responses. This way I can keep both stories, this one and the Avatar know your stars. It would just make the most sense to me, and this way I won't get overly tired and burn out before the end. Okay, on with the show!

CLOCKWERK

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He's a ten thousand year old newspaper boy!

"I'm older than ten thousand years, but I'm not a delivery boy!" the villain snapped. "I'm the greatest thief the world has ever known, or ever will know."

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He got lost in the grocery store had kicked a police officer in the shin when he tried to help him!

"Where in the world do you get your facts?"

From the Internet!

"Well I think you need to sign off then, you clearly have roasted your brain!" the owl hissed in anger.

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He's Sly Cooper's mommy!

"How the hell could I be that brat's mother when I was clearly older than his father, and was am a male?" Clockwerk howled.

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He likes to go for long walks in the park, holding hands, and romantic dinners at fancy hotel restaurants.

"I'm not interested with romance, I'm interested in power and glory!"

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He couldn't get a date if he tried to sale his body parts!

"How would selling my body parts get me to go on a date?"

If you want to know, you have to buy my book, "Selling Your Body Parts for Romance!" only six months of payment of $49.99 for the twenty page novel.

Clockwerk looked down at the cameras, and blinked. "I was told I could do battle with Cooper, where is Sly?"

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! He's trying to sale his tape of his and Clock-La's date to the Cooper gang, so he can fund his kidney transplant.

The villain looked at the cameras, and sent his electric rings into them, flying off in rage. "I hate you all!"

Clockwerk, Clockwerk, Clockwerk! His message is of peace and love for all mankind!

"Why won't you die!" Clockwerk's body shattered into a million parts and the commentator walked away with a laugh.

And now you know, Clockwerk! The peace loving, body part selling, villain whose actually Sly's mother.

Okay this chapter is over. Up next will be Sir Reighly (I think I misspelled his name, but you all know the creepy frog all to well. Until then! Read, Review, and Relax in the glow of the computer of happiness! J .