Ziggy's Corner: 11th chapter! Sir Raleigh is up!
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He keeps a cannon in his top hat!
"I most certainly do not!" the angry British frog growled. "It just so happens to be very large hat!"
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He is deathly afraid of frogs, because he's afraid they'll like the taste of flies!
Raleigh frowned and looked at the commentator, or he would have had he been able to see the crazed man. "Are you deranged? I AM a frog!"
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He has admitted to being a very large bull fly!
"I say you must drink too much, I'm a bullfrog if anything."
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He went to jail for possessing a bootlegged copy of the BoBo-Bo movie!
"Are you out of your mind? I sank ships, I don't watch anime!" the frog croaked, leaping up and down on his lily pad.
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He eats so much, that he get's bloated and has to be censored when using your toilet!
The frog puffed out his chest, but released his weight, afraid of the consequences.
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He likes to break into your bedroom, and sniff your shoes!
"I WHAT!" he screamed, leaping up and down on his lily pad.
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He likes beating up a woman named lily!
"I say, where do you get all these 'facts' from?" Raleigh snarled.
He's also dirt poor and his mother had to roll in hog sweat just to make a living for her twenty thousand puppies!
"Frogs do not have PUPPIES! AND MY FAMILY WAS STINKING RICH!"
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He's family stinks so bad, that hobos had to move to a toxic waste dump just to breath normal!
Raleigh was bloated and leaping up and down again. "ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR DAMNED MIND?"
You're the one leaping up and down on poor Lily.
"I'm leaping up and down on a LILY PAD! AA LLLLIIILLLLLYYYYYY PPPPPAAAAAADDDDDDDD!"
Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh, Sir Raleigh! He likes to beat Lily Pad!
It was too much for Raleigh. He leapt up and down so much the plant beneath him gave way and he sank in the water. He ended up being an major meal for Fantine and Takashi from IGPX the racing anime show on Cartoon Network.
"This is interesting," Takeshi said, "But a little high strung."
The cute blonde French girl looked at him and nodded. "Indeed, it's not very good."
Now you know Sir Raleigh, who keeps a cannon in his hat, is a very large bull fly, afraid of other frogs, watches illegal episodes of BoBo-Bo, whose family smells worse than a Toxic waste dump, and who has now being eaten by two lovers!
Okay that one was fun! Up next: Muggshot!