Ziggy's Corner: Muggshot is up!
Muggshot, Muggshot, Muggshot! His mother is butt ass ugly!
"What did you say about my mother?" Muggshot roared.
Muggshot, Muggshot, Muggshot! He paints his mustache on his face with a number two pencil!
"Now come on, I don't paint my 'stache! How can you paint with a pencil anyway?"
Muggshot, Muggshot, Muggshot! Under his stripped yellow pants he's wearing pink panties with cute little bunnies on them!
"PINK PANTIES!" Muggshot was off his chair, grabbing his guns. He would have done so after his mom was insulted, but he'd promised her he'd keep his temper.
With cute little bunnies dancing in the opera!
"Bunnies dancing in the OPERA! Wait. Er, wait just a second…, you don't dance in Opera?" He frowned. "Do you?"
Would you like to phone a friend?
"For what?"
Muggshot, you have two lifelines remaining, are you sure your answer is C?
"Wait a minute, what happened to the talk of the DANCING BUNNIES!" The bulldog was scratching his head and blinking, clearly getting a headache.
Muggshot, Muggshot, Muggshot! He likes talking about dancing bunnies!
"No I don't," Muggshot said. "ER, yo… youse brought that up."
Brought what up?
"The DANCING BUNNIES!"
I'm sorry sir, but you have to leave now, I'm waiting for Muggshot to show up so we can do an interview!
"BUT I'M MUGGSHOT!"
What's your point?
"I'm MUGGSHOT! I AM IAM I AM!"
Muggshot, Muggshot, Muggshot! He likes talking about himself!
"Are you out of your mind!" Muggshot took his guns out and began blasting, until he was medicated, and taken away dragged through Appa poop, as the Air Bison from Avatar the Last Airbender has ruined his group's set, and they had to share with Sly's.
SO WILL MUGGSHOT EVER COME HERE? Oh well, I guess you'll never no Muggshot, the Dancing Bunny loving BullDog!
A short one, but I liked it! I had to do this a second time, because the stupid thing erased my first attempt to write it. I hope everyone likes this. Up next: Mz. Ruby.