Ziggy's Corner: And now we're here with Mz. Ruby! Let the fun times begin!
Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby! She's a really tall man dressed in drag!
"I'm not a man! I'm a woman!" Mz. Ruby huffed in indignation.
Mz. Booby, Mz. Booby, Mz. Booby…
"WhAT IS WRONG WITH YOU CHILD?" Mz. Ruby snarled, sending a spell at the commentator. Lucky he was wearing a lucky rabbits foot.
Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby! Her best friend is BeetleJuice!
"BeetleJuice?" The alligator cocked her head. "Boy I think that y'all need to really come to grips with reality! Or get a nice good shrink to help you out!"
So Mz. Ruby what do the cards say about me ever getting a wife!
"I'm Mz. Ruby. Not Ms. Chloe!" the alligator snapped, her tail striking the earth.
Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby! She's having an affair with Big Bird from Seseme Street!
The alligator sent another spell, but it still did no good. "ARE YOU CRAZY CHILD WHY WOULD I DO SOMETHING AS CRAZY AS THAT?"
Because you are a sad, lonely woman!
"Now you're just getting annoying boy!"
Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby, Mz. Ruby! She has a hidden crush on InuYasha!
"Well he is kind of cute!" the alligator chuckled.
His hair is!
"His HAIR! Why I would I be in love with his HAIR?"
Would you bake me a cookie mommy?
"I'll bake you something boy!" Mz. Ruby tried to attack, but it still did not do anything. "That's it, I have had enough. I'm going home!"
Now you know Mz. Ruby.
"They don't know nothing' boy," the alligator growled.
This was a really short one, but it was the best I could do at the moment. Anyway a surprise guest comes on the stage next! Read and Review!