Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 14! Here comes someone very unexpected, and I hope someone who will make you wet your pants laughing!

Vanguard Ziggy! Vanguard Ziggy! Vanguard Ziggy! He is a thirty one year old lazy woman who likes watching soap operas!

I'm looking oddly at the camera. "Wait, why am I in the story? I don't have a role in Sly Cooper? AND I'M NOT A WOMAN!"

Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He loves his cat!

"Well that much is true I suppose!"

That's why he married her!

My mouth has fallen on the floor and I blink. "Wait, I didn't marry her."

Then why do you sleep with her in your bed?

"She's my pet, my cat! Of course I share my bed with her, who doesn't share their bed with their pet at one point or time?"

Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He weighs 1000 pounds!

"ONE THOUSAND POOOOUUUUNNNNNDSSSSSSSS! Are you out of your mind? Do you even listen to yourself when you talk?"

Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He's Heiduska's son!

I'm shaking my head and blinking. "How can I be her son, I'm 31, and she's in her teens!"

So she invented a time machine and went to the past!

"My mother's name is not Heidi, it's Judy!"

Maybe she lied to you!

"I don't even know why I'm here!" I cry. "I'm not in the game!"

Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He thinks that his pants can talk to him!

"PANTS DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE!"

Meow, Meow, Meow!

"What are you doing now you idiot?"

Talking to you in your native tongue!

"I'M NOT A CCCCAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTT!"

Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy, Vanguard Ziggy! He's a meanie who flames little kids!

"I DO NOOOOTTTTTTTT!"

Your daughter told me you did!

"My daughter?"

TheDivineOne!

I slap my head. "She's 17 and from Australia, I don't live in Australia! How could she be my daughter?"

Are you sure?

"YES!"

And now you know, Vanguard Ziggy! A cat loving fiend whose mother traveled to the past, and whose daughter lives in Australia!

"Did your mother drop you on your head by any chance?"

The commentator did nothing but laugh and laugh and laugh.

Okay it's said that those who make fun of themselves prove the have a good sense of humor! Up next: Rajan!