Ziggy's Corner: Rajan is up.
RAJAN
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! He's a back up singer for Jose and the Pussycats!
"I don't sing," the tiger growled. "I run a drug empire!"
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! He's the court jester of the French Empire!
"I do NOT tell the jokes, I listen to them, and then gut the idiot who can't make me laugh!" His foot swayed back and forth and he tapped his shoulder.
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! He played Cinderella in his school play!
"Have you any SENSE IN YOUR HEAD! I do not go around dressing up like women!"
Nope, just like cute little girls in pig tails.
"I DON'T WEAR PIG TAILS!"
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! Dick Chaney does his voice!
"Dick Chaney does my voice? What nonsense is this?"
The vice president walked up, slapped the tiger and kicked him in the shin. "I want my voice back," the old man growled. After taking it, he turned around and shot the tiger. "Ops. Sorry, I was aiming for that squirrel over there."
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! He's married to Yugi Moto!
"I am perfectly happy being single, and why would I marry another man?"
Technically Yugi's a boy!
"Actually I'm in college now, so I'm a man!" Yugi said. "Besides, I prefer Tea!"
Rajan, Rajan, Rajan! He murdered Tea!
"You son of a BITCH!" Yugi cried. He turned and summoned Dark Magician, and beat the stuffing out of the tiger.
And now you know Rajan, a pop singing, French Imperial court jester who likes to dress up like a little girl, stole Dick Chaney's voice, wants to marry Yugi Moto, and killed Tea!
"You have got to be the most annoying person I've ever met!" Rajan cried, being hauled off to jail by Carmelita for charges of murder and trying to romance a boy who hadn't reached college yet.
"I'M IN COLLEGE!"
Sorry.
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