Ziggy's Corner: chapter 16, the Contessa! I hope everyone is doing okay! I'm going to try to shake things up and try to make a short chapter here. This is also mainly dialogue.
CONTESSA
Contessa, Contessa, Contessa! She won last years beauty pageant contest, only to be disqualified and lose it to a monkey with rabies.
"I do not believe in the sexiest contest like this beauty contest, but if I HAD I would have definitely not lost to a monkey with rabies.
Contessa, Contessa, Contessa! She's really Linsey Lohan!
"My hair is black, darling, and I'm a spider!"
A black widow! Yes, my mistake, sorry. Contessa, Contessa, Contessa! She's actually Hillary Duff!
"I AM NOT A POP PRINCESS!" Contessa roared.
Contessa, Contessa, Contessa! Boy's think she's creepy!
"Are you an idiot?"
Contessa, Contessa, Contessa! She stole every fan's donut box!
"GET HER!" a hoard of fans screamed.
And now you know Contessa! A pop princess, who was disqualified from a beauty pageant, lost to a monkey with rabies, and is either Hillary Duff, or Linsey Lohan, who likes to steal donuts!
I said it would be a little different.
Up Next: Jean-Bison!