Ziggy's Corner: Chapter 18. Okay, two more to go now for this update! I realized I forgot to tell you who was up next. It's Arpeggio. You thought the Contessa chapter was short, this one is seriously going to be short!
ARPEGGIO
Arpeggio, Arpeggio, Arpeggio! He's a wingless nut who couldn't plan a proper gang attack if he really wanted to.
"I say, that is rather unproper young man. Just who do you think you are, with such talk. I have an a big IQ."
Arpeggio, Arpeggio, Arpeggio! His IQ is as big as he is!
"That's more like it, I… hey wait a moment!" the bird shrieked.
Arpeggio, Arpeggio, Arpeggio! He painted a picture of Sly Cooper tickling Carmelita with ham!
"I despise both Sly and that Interpol woman, why would I paint such a thing? And ham? Ham doesn't tickle!"
"But it makes a good HAMMER!" shark, a sly cooper fan, shouted, and sent him into the back of the room. "YAY I WIN!"
Sorry, actually I drew that picture, and he uses a paint brush to make her giggle.
"You need mental therapy!" Arpeggio said weakly.
Arpeggio, Arpeggio, Arpeggio! He's about to get hit with a piano!
"A pia… AWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKK!"
And now you know, Arpeggio! A short, really stupid parrot, who couldn't fly, couldn't paint, got hit with ham, and is now squashed under a piano.
UP NEXT: DON OCTAVIO