Ziggy's Corner: Okay here we go. The Mask of Dark Earth is next, though not sure he's going to be too talkative. Here we go!
THE MASK OF DARK EARTH
Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth! He's Pinnochio's second cousin, from his mother's side!
The mask floated there in the air, shocked and curious as to why it was put in the series of fan fiction story. And why would it be related to anyone named Pinnochio?
Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth! He's creator was so fucking drunk when he made him, that his two month old son puked because of the hangover.
The mask blinked yet again, and came over to Murray, putting himself on the hippo. "You think you can make fun of me? You stupid ass lunatic," the mask said through Murray's mouth.
The color of the mask comes from the kid's puke!
"Come on, creep, get original!"
The Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth, Mask of Dark Earth! He's bitter that he never got the job in Jim Carry's movie The Mask!
"That movie was lame!"
Because you weren't in it!
The mask seemed happy about that, "Yes," said the possessed Murray, "The second movie was even lamer!"
Because Jim Carry was not in it, and you were!
"That's right because… hey wait a second!"
It was so lame, people wept and began to riot!
"Now wait just a damn minute," possessed Murray yelped. He was so angry that he wanted to throw something, unfortunately the only thing he could throw was the Mask of Dark Earth. It landed in the termite pile.
And now you know, the Mask of Dark Earth. Pinnochio's cousin, who was created by a drunk. Painted with the kids puke and could not get a job with Jim Carey, so he had to suffer the lamer movie and is now being eaten by termites.
The mask would have said something, might have screamed in pain as it was eaten, but it had no host to use, all it thought was …At least I'm free of that damn idiot.
Okay this one is done. Up next the Black Baron.