Disclaimer: I asked for Teen Titans for Christmas last year, but I never got it. I searched for a green puppy that was really Beast Boy in my stocking, but all I got was a stupid video game.

Yeah! The next chapter is up! No matter how many flames I get, I will still write stories because people seem to like my writing. (grumbles) It's one thing to insult my writing, but it's a whole different thing to insult the type of music I listen to. Who says I can't listen to both rock and rap?

Oh yeah. If a something is in italics, then it's what that character is thinking.

Chapter 6

"I got the power!" Robin finished singing as he made his way towards the kitchen. It was almost six and he was supposed to make dinner.

Starfire then came his way. "Hey Starfire," he greeted her.

"Hmph!" she said, ignoring him. She walked faster than Robin to get away from him."

"Mmm, Starfire," Robin said as he watched her walk. "Feisty!"

Raven then came down the hallway singing a really preppy song. "I want you and your beautiful soul!" she sang. She was walking faster than he was and also got ahead of him.

"Mmm, Raven," he said. "I'd like more than just your soul. Mm, sweet!"

He was daydreaming. "Mmm, Starfire. Mmm, Raven."

"Mmm, Robin," a voice behind him said.

He shrieked. Beast Boy was behind him. "Get away from me, you gay man!" he shouted at Beast Boy as he ran away.

Beast Boy looked annoyed. "I was just gonna offer him a piece of watermelon! I can't finish a whole!" he said to himself.

Starfire was also cooking in the kitchen. The two didn't talk to each other the entire time. Robin made the tofu squares and salad as Starfire prepared the ham. "I wonder if it's ready," she said quietly. She bent down to check on it.

Robin leaned towards her "observing" as well. "Mmm, buns in the oven," he said.

"Excuse me!" Starfire asked, enraged. She then punched him in the face.

"Oh!" he exclaimed. She grabbed the ham and brought it to the table. "I love her so much," Robin said. "Ow, love is painful."

"DINNER TIME!" Starfire yelled with all her might.

Then entered the other three Titans. There was Raven, in her pink tank top and white miniskirt. There was Beast Boy in black. And then there was Cyborg, wearing a helmet and pillows wrapped around his body for protective padding.

Starfire stared at Cyborg. "Um, interesting fashion choice."

"Thank you," he said like a small child.

They all sat down. "Here's your ham, Cyborg," Starfire said.

Cyborg looked down at the ham and instantly burst into tears. "Waaaaa!"

"What's the problem, Cy, is it not big enough for you?" Robin asked.

"The… the… the…" Cyborg said in between tears.

"Yes?"

"The… the… poor little piggy!" he wailed.

"O…kay," said Starfire.

Beast Boy then interrupted, "It's already dead! There's no use in trying to save it now!" He then took out his axe and prepared to cut himself a piece of the ham.

"Hey! You can't bring that axe here! It's a dinner table!" Starfire shouted.

"Free country!" he shouted as he brought the axe down and cut himself a huge slice. He then took his fork and stabbed his slice. He then swallowed the thing in one bite. He belched really loudly.

"Ugh!" Raven said, disgusted. "Excuse you!"

"Thank you," Beast Boy said.

Robin then served all of them. He tried giving Cyborg ham, but he refused so Robin just gave him salad. He gave Beast Boy salad and some more ham. (Since Cyborg wouldn't eat it, they needed someone else to eat a lot of it.) He then offered Starfire and she took it and glared at him. Then he placed some ham on Raven's plate.

"Eww! I can't eat that!" Raven exclaimed like a total prep.

"What's wrong with it?" Starfire asked, offended.

"It'll totally mess up my figure!"

Starfire smiled viciously at this. She stabbed a slice of ham and shoved it down Raven's throat. "There you go!"

Raven gagged before she swallowed it. "I said I didn't want any! You are such a total bit-"

At this Robin covered Cyborg's ears.

They then proceeded to eat their food. Robin stared at Raven as she ate her salad. "Man, I wish I was that fork!" Robin thought.

"Man, I can't believe Robin's flirting with that slut, Raven!" thought Starfire.

"Man, I can't believe I have a whole watermelon in my room and nobody wants to help me eat it," thought Beast Boy.

"Man, I can't believe they killed a little piggy! Hmm, that tofu looks pretty good." Cyborg thought.

"Oh my gosh!" Raven thought as she looked down at herself. "I got sauce on my shirt!" Sauce dripped on where her collar bone was. She then started wiping it off with her hands frantically. "Please, get off!" she commanded the sauce as she wiped.

To Starfire, however, the scene before her was not of Raven wiping away sauce from her shirt. It looked something more like this.

Raven was massaging at her cleavage and had a really smug smile on her face. She then kept massaging it with one hand and played with her hair with the other. She pulled down her shirt a little more so Robin could see more of it. "Like what you see, Robin?" she asked sultrily.

"Uh huh," Robin said as if he was drunk.

Starfire fumed at what she was "seeing". "That slut better not try anything funny while I'm around!"

Robin, however, saw an entirely different scene than what was really happening. The "sight" in front of him was really… tasty.

Raven was wearing a really skimpy outfit and her hair was blowing in the wind. They were on a deserted island with a beautiful beach. "Oh Robin," she said seductively as she stroked herself in a really arousing way.

Robin thought he was the luckiest guy in the world as Raven straddled him. She pressed harder against him and bent backwards. When she came back up, her hair fell all over her face. She started unbuttoning his shirt. She then started taking off her shirt very slowly, almost like a strip tease. "You want more?" she asked seductively again.

He nodded.

"Come at around three in the morning," she whispered in his air.

He was getting impatient. "Just let me touch something already!" he shouted.

The other Titans just gasped and stared at him strangely. "What the flip are you talking about?" Raven asked him.

Starfire was enraged. She was so angry that she made a really rash decision. "You want something, Robin? I'll give you something!" She then jumped in front of Raven and took off her own shirt.

"Eww!" Cyborg shouted. "What is she doing?"

"All of a sudden the window burst as a paparazzi lay on the floor. He looked around. "Hey, I made it!" He then looked at Starfire. "Oh, eww! That's disgusting!" He took a picture then jumped out again.

All the Titans were covering their eyes and shouting "Oh, gross! Eww! Put those things away, Starfire! They're so disgusting! That's gross! That's not for children! Those are the ugliest things I've ever seen!"

She then put her shirt back on. "Well, I wouldn't have done it if Raven wasn't taking her shirt off!"

"What are you talking about?" Raven asked, furious. "I wasn't gonna take off my shirt!"

"But I wanted her to," Robin said.

"Perve!" the two girls both said at the same time and slapped him hard on either cheek.

"This tofu is GOOD!" Cyborg shouted.

"You, be quiet!" Beast Boy said.

Dinner continued with all of them shouting at each other. Robin finally woke up to hear them all fighting. "Shut up!" he yelled.

They all stopped. "I think that it's time to clean up," he said.

They did. Starfire and Raven went to go wash the dishes. They washed in silence.

Finally Raven broke it. "Okay, Starfire, what's your deal?"

"What do you mean?"

"You're acting like a total bi-"

"If anyone is acting like anything, then it's you!"

"What are you talking about?"

"You're taking Robin away from me!"

"He was never yours!"

"We were just fine until you started putting your hands all over him!"

"I never touched him! You're the one putting you hands all over him!"

"You know what? Why don't you just go to hell?"

"I've already been there!" She then snapped her fingers multiple times for a more dramatic effect. "Oh! You got told!" She then walked away.

Starfire was enraged again. She decided not to get Raven, yet. She'd wait until she had a better plan.

"Hey, Starfire. You're really wet," Robin observed.

She then lost control again. "You are such a pervert!" She then hit him with a laser bolt.

Hooray. Another story written all by myself! I have enough creativity to write by myself. I don't think I even need a co-typist anymore! I can type fast enough without any help!

Alright, if my story has the wrong spelling or I don't have proper sentence structure, and if you're going to point it out in a review, give an example.