Disclaimer: I don't own TT. I will when Robin flies. But he doesn't and please, why would he want to.
HAHAHAHAHA. So you thought you could change me huh. You can't. No matter what, I'll be back, with more.
Chapter 7
The rest of the night was chaotic. Everyone was arguing. Robin couldn't sleep because of the paparazzi who took a picture of Starfire topless.
"Man. I wonder where that picture will end up and what the article would say. Hopefully it won't be on the paper tomorrow," he thought.
The rest of the night was like that on for him. He kept think of what had happened. He decided to take thought out of his mind and sleep.
The next day started normally. Starfire was making breakfast and Beast Boy would say he didn't want any soup.
"Hey Robin," Beast Boy said to him.
"Ew. Stay away from me," Robin said, backing away from Beast Boy.
"My watermelon doesn't taste so bad," Beast Boy told him.
"Oh. So where's the watermelon?" Robin asked.
"What did you say?" Beast Boy asked, shoving the last of the melon down his throat.
"Never mind," Robin said
The rest of the team finished their meals when Robin said they should take another visit to the taco restaurant.
"Are you sure?" Starfire asked. "We got kicked out the last time."
"Yeah, that guy probably hates us so much, he'll kick our…" Cyborg was interrupted.
"Cyborg, you're back to normal," Beast Boy said.
"Can we go now?" Robin asked to his team.
"Oh. Just let me change out of my pjs," Raven said.
"Alright ju… Since when do you wear pajamas?" Robin asked, with a puzzled look on his face.
Raven kept walking as if she hadn't heard him. The doorbell rang.
Robin opened the door and saw the newspaper. Luckily there was no Starfire picture. Then he saw his play boy magazine.
"Ooooo, my magazine," Robin said.
When looked at the cover he saw Stafire's picture from last night. He read the article and could not believe his eyes. They called Starfire "Booberella" or "Droopyboob."
"I'm ready," Raven announced.
They went. Starrfire was as angry as ever since Robin wouldn't stop looking at her body.
"Why the hell do you need to keep looking at my body parts? Huh? Stop looking at them," Starfire commanded.
"Alright Starfire. But you never said anything about Raven," Robin pointed out.
The next thing he knew, he had a hand mark on his cheek.
"You pervert," Raven told him.
When they arrived, the team couldn't help but notice that Starfire was bringing them a lot of attention.
"Excuse me, but can I have your autograph Droopyboob?" One man asked.
"What did you call me punk?" Starfire had asked lighting her hand with a starbolt then.
"Nothing," that same man said.
As he ran away, Starfire swore and made a rude hand gesture at him.
"Somebody's cranky, again," Cyborg said.
They went to the manager's office ignoring the extra attention.
"Who is it this time," the manager said as he turned around. "Ah, not you guys again."
"Good day sir," Robin said trying to start a conversation.
"You can't get me to be nice by being polite," the manager snapped.
"And could you leave. I brought my kid to work today. He doesn't know a single word."
" Pop, you don't know a thing about me. I can say poop." The manager's son thought.
"I just want you assholes to get out!" the manager cursed. "Oh damn you. You made me swear in front of my kid."
"I don't think he'll memorize-" Robin was interrupted.
"Asshole," the small child cursed not knowing what he was doing. "Damn you."
"Billy I think you should go to Mom," the manager told him.
The kid kept chanting those words as he went away.
"Alright, I'm Bob. What are you here for now," the manager said.
"Well know we have realized that your food has also caused a mental sickness," Robin said.
"Are you sure you didn't have one before?" Bob asked.
"No. I'm sure we didn't have one before," Robin told him slightly annoyed.
Cyborg started acting like he did at dinner time when he the beef in the kitchen. He started sucking his thumb while crouching down on the floor.
"Well there's clearly something wrong with him," Bob said.
"Can we get back on the subject?" Robin asked.
"You're pregnant aren't you?" Bob said.
"For anyone that thinks I'm pregnant, I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Robin shouted with all his might.
"Just give a friggin' refund and we'll go," Starfire told Bob.
"I ain't givin' you my cash you wiener," Bob snapped.
"Well if I'm a wiener than you're a boob!" Starfire was pissed off.
"Get out or I'll call security ," Bob said.
"You don't…" Starfire's words faded when she saw two tall men with shirts that said, "SECURITY."
"Get them," Bob said.
The team was kicked out and banned from the restaurant for a week.
"Well there's no point in visiting here again," Robin said as they went back.
If you read this chapter, you probably think it was unnecessary. You're wrong. Well review you "kind" people.