Disclaimer: I have not been a good boy this year, so Santa will not give me Teen Titans. Dang it.
Well, I got nothing, so here's to chapter 8.
Chapter 8
When they got back from the restaurant, Robin told them all to meet him in the living room in an hour for some sort of "special meeting"
"Is he gonna give us presents?" Cyborg hoped.
"You know what, just… just shut up already," Beast Boy commanded.
During those ten minutes, Robin decided to "check up on Starfire". "I wonder what she's doing," he said to himself.
Starfire was busy in her room changing into some more comfortable clothes. She didn't really care for her normal uniform, but she had no choice since her sister took the last fashionable ones. "Damn her!" she muttered.
Robin turned the knob, but it wouldn't budge. "Hmm, it's locked. Maybe she wants privacy." He stopped for a minute and thought a bit slyly. "Mm, just what I want."
"Who is it?" Starfire asked.
Then he pulled out something from his utility belt. "Good thing I always carry around this master key." He stuck it in the keyhole and turned the knob slowly.
"Stop!" Starfire shrieked. "I'm busy!"
He opened the door to find Starfire in nothing but a bra and panties. She shrieked loud enough to break the sound barrier. "Robin! Can't you see I'm busy here!" She wildly covered herself with her hands.
"Oh gosh! I'm sorry!" Robin said in a very unapologetic tone. He covered his eyes with his hands, but peeked through the fingers. "You're not busy," he whispered. "Not till you get with me."
"I heard that!" she shouted. She darted towards him as fast as she could. She shouted and raised her arms, almost as if she were about to smash him under her fists.
Robin, though, being a lot better at defense and speed, took advantage of this, for you should always defend first because if you attack first, you have a, well, let's say exposed spot. Right as she was about to bring down her fists, he reached his hands out and grabbed her… female parts.
"Hmm, feels a lot different than what I thought it would be," he observed. He squeezed a little harder.
Starfire, totally shocked at this disgusting gesture, could only make disgusted faces as Robin… gave her a gynecologist exam. "You… you… how dare you!" she yelled. She pulled away from him fiercely. Her hands glowed with her starbolts. She grabbed him by the shirt and threatened him with her glowing hand.
"Wow, Starfire!" he exclaimed excitement. "I never knew you felt this way about me! I never took you for the busy type of person."
"That tears it!" She fired as many starbolts as she could until he was knocked out. Then she kicked him out the door. "What a total perve!"
Robin, being quite used to getting knocked out, woke up a few moments later. "Hmm, maybe I should go check on Raven."
He knocked on Raven's door. "Come in," she answered.
"Hello Raven," he said slyly.
"Hey Robin," she answered back, not taking note of his tone. "What do you need?"
"It's not a matter of what I need," he said.
She stared at him puzzled. "O…kay."
He paused for a while to look around her room. "Raven, do you like ponies?"
She looked at him as if he was insane and answered slowly, "Yeah, I think horses are cute."
"Wanna ride one?"
Her eyes widened at it. "Sure! Can we go to the riding ranch today? Please, please, please, please?" she begged as she clung to his arm.
He put his finger over her mouth to silence her. "No. I've already got one for you."
She took a step back. "You, got me one for Christmas?" she asked.
"Not exactly." He then took one of her fluffy cylindrical pillows and placed it on… well you know where exactly. He then took a seat on the bed. "You know Raven, this may seem small to you, but really, it's only a size small."
"Uh," she said, horrified and shocked.
"Wanna ride it?"
She shook her head. "No," she replied slowly, as she prepared to hurl him telekinetically out of the room.
"Good. Maybe I could just stick it in-"
"AZARATH, METRION, ZINTHOS!"
He groaned as he hit the hallway wall. "Hmph!" Raven grunted as she slammed her door.
He woke up. "Man, what do I have to do to get the ladies to like me? Rob a bank? Come on!"
He thought for a while. "Maybe I'm looking at this from the wrong perspective. Maybe I have to stand next to someone so ugly, that they can't help but resist me." He thought about it for a while.
Later, at the "special meeting"…
"Okay, everyone," Robin announced cheerfully. "Are we all having fun this fabulous afternoon?"
Raven and Starfire turned their faces away from him. "Hmph!" they said in unison.
He ignored them. "I have called you all here today for some good old Saturday fun. Today, we'll be having a contest."
The girls considered listening at that. "What kind?" they wondered.
"Well, you two get the best part, judging. Beast Boy will be going against me."
"What!" the two spat out. "We should get a chance to participate!"
"Trust me, judging is much funner."
"Ahem, that's not even a word," Beast Boy pointed out.
"Oh, what do you know?"
"What's the prize?" Raven inquired.
"The winner gets to choose whatever he likes."
Raven and Starfire exchanged glances. "Raven," Starfire started. "Can I speak to you in private?"
"Sure, Star," she replied. They turned their heads away from the guys.
"Ok, I'm pretty sure that if Robin wins, then he's going to want to do really kinky things."
"I know. Hey, why don't we vote Beast Boy. That way, nothing mortifying could happen."
"Good idea. Besides, what's the most Beast Boy could want. A new axe, maybe?"
They then turned around. "Ok, we're ready."
"Ok," Robin started. "Hold on." He reached into his utility belt and pulled out a bottle of pink fluid. "This," he started, "is a very mild form of truth serum. It should only last for an hour."
"What!" they exclaimed in shock.
"Open up!" He dived as fast as he could and poured it down their throats.
They gagged. "Blech!"
"Ok, first event," Robin started.
"Wait, what can I do?" Cyborg asked.
"Uh, you make snacks."
"Okay." He then went into the kitchen.
"Like I was saying," he continued. "First event is… torn T-shirt contest. You decide who's got the better abs."
The girls were praying silently, "Please let Beast Boy have better abs! I don't want Robin… eww."
"Oh thank you, Robin!" Beast Boy exclaimed in joy. He took off his shirt quickly. "Finally, I can stop sucking in my gut!"
"What!" they shrieked.
"Ah," he sighed happily as he let his stomach hang over his pants. "Much better."
Raven whispered to Starfire, "Maybe if we close our eyes and don't actually see Robin's then we can still truthfully say that BB wins." Starfire nodded in agreement.
"Ok, my turn!" He tore his shirt off like a wild animal. At this, they squeezed their eyes shut.
"Hey, you're supposed to be looking!"
"I am," Raven replied. "I can see with my eyes closed." She had to think off something that wouldn't make it seem so suspicious. "Uh, you have very… sexy rock hard abs."
"Thank you!" he said smugly. "Ok, my shirt's back on now, he lied."
They opened their eyes only to see Robin and his sexy abs. "Ah!" they screamed. "It's too sexy to stop looking at!" they shouted as they tried as hard as they could to close their eyes.
"Ok, next event," Robin said as he put his shirt back on.
"No!" Starfire ordered. "You're too sexy for a shirt!"
"Thanks, but we really need to get to the next event."
"Does that mean I need my shirt?" BB wondered.
"Not really."
"Thank God."
"Ok, next event, kissing contest!"
"Oh lord!" the girls screamed.
"I'll go first," BB volunteered. "Raven, I think we'll have to really try hard to lie," Starfire whispered. Raven nodded.
BB pressed his lips against Starfire. She really wanted it to stop but tried forcing herself into melting in his arms. "They're never gonna let me live this down," she thought. BB then had to move on to Raven. "No, don't go," Starfire said for a more dramatic effect.
"I was worried about this," Robin lectured as he pushed a little button that zapped the girls.
"Gah! Get away from me!" Starfire shouted as she pushed BB away quickly.
"Fine! Pucker up, Raven!"
"Why me," she wondered. She punched BB in the face the second he pressed his lips against hers.
"My turn," Robin said as he sprayed his mouth with breath freshener. He went to Starfire first. "Pucker up!"
Starfire, in current state of mind due to the tacos, was a bit stronger in will than Raven was. Because of this, she was able to push Robin away immediately. "Fine, be that way!" he said. "You're a bad kisser anyway, Droopyboob." She was annoyed by this, but didn't show it.
"Hey Raven," he said. "You won't be a bad girl, will you?"
"Uh," she started. But before she could even object, Robin started kissing her.
Now Raven, being weaker minded due to the curse, couldn't help herself but melt in Robin's arms.
At this, a paparazzi jumped through the window again, but Robin and Raven didn't hear him. He looked around. "Hey! Awesome!" he shouted as he pointed his camera at the two and took a snapshot. He then jumped back out.
"Okay, okay, it's time to judge," BB said, as he pushed the two apart. "Hehe, time to judge."
"Ok, girls, who wins?" Robin asked.
"Be… Beas," they tried their hardest.
"I was afraid of this," Robin playfully scolded as he pushed the button.
The girls shouted at the effect. "Fine! Robin!"
"Hey, that's cheating!" BB said.
"No, it's truth serum. And since I won, I get to pick my prize." They all groaned. "Hmm, now what do I want?" he said to himself.
"Ok, you two will be my personal slaves for the next twenty-four hours," he said as their eyes widened in horror. "You have to do anything I say. And I mean anything."
"What if we object?" Starfire said threateningly.
"Oh, you can't do that. Cuz right now, I just attached obedience devices to your necks. You really do have to do what I say."
"I can fight it," Raven said confidently.
"Oh, really?" he said. "Raven, kiss me again."
"No freakin' way," she said as she turned around to walk away. He then shook his head and pressed a little button. "What? Whoa!" she said as she found her legs walking backward. She groaned and tried as hard as she could to walk away, but she couldn't and soon found herself kissing Robin again.
"Snacks!" Cyborg announced.
"Alright! Let's go eat," said Robin and BB as they ran towards Cyborg's plate of cupcakes.
Raven turned to Starfire and gave her a death glare. "I blame you," she said. She then walked slowly towards Cyborg's snacks.
"At least I'm not under his control," she said.
"Starfire, come," he said as he pressed the button.
She grunted and found her legs moving on their own towards Robin.
She swore as she made her way to the snacks. "I'll kill him the second I can," she muttered under her breath.
Ok, if you read all that, you probably think it was unnecessary. Well, it's not. I'm particularly proud of myself for typing such a long chapter. Well, please review.