Michael sat on the bleachers-
all part of his Fox River plan.
To steal away the bolt-
with some slight of hand.
T-bag swaggered up-
with Maytag in tow.
Opened up his mouth-
and he started to crow.

He offered his pocket and his protection-
to Maytag's dismay.
But Michael said "no"-
and just walked away.
When he went back later-
to retrieve the bolt.
T-bag took it away-
'cause he saw him with C-note.

When all hell broke loose-
Maytag made his move.
He jumped the pretty fish-
he had somethin' to prove.
Maytag got shanked- yep, he was killed.
T-bag blamed Michael, Said "Your a dead man Scofield"!
Abruzzi knocked T-bag flat-
with some help from his friends.
He saved Michael's ass to make amends-

Now with no use for the 'Gutter'-
no revenge to be had.
Poor Teddy must be lonely-
must be feelin' kinda sad.
'Cause now he's got a cold pocket-
without a warm hand.
Too bad there ain't no Maytag repairman in Prisneyland.