With a little chuckle Carson flipped the page. Now it was official that he was not the only one who felt uneasy being in another galaxy, even Rodney did...

But telling him that he shouldn't be such a chicken - that needed revenge the next time Rodney came to see him lamenting about some minor itch again as if it were his sure death. Carson really looked forward to it; but first of all he had to stop laughing about the next entry:

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Dear Diary,

Guess what? I'm invulnerable.

Started with me getting Beckett's gene therapy (sometimes it can be fun to play the guinea pig). And now I've got the ATA gene which means that Sheppard does no longer have an advance on me.

To check it out I've activated the personal shield device I've found in one of the labs.

Which means that I'm currently :

INVULNERABLE , in-vul-ne-ra-ble, invulnerable.

Major Sheppard has already had a fun time shooting at me and throwing me from deadly heights. I still assume that he hoped I died or at least bruised as he did, mischievous as he is.

Then I asked Peter Grodin to hit me. And of course did it, swinging like a hammer. The consequence is that he broke himself all his fingers into shatters.

Makes me wish that I would've had such a shield device in high school...

Yours, Rodney

xxxxx

Dear Diary,

I've got a huge problem here: I CAN'T EAT nor drink anything. I'm gonna DIE.

So, it was nice to know you.

Love, Rodney

xxxxx

Dear Diary,

I'm ALIVE. And I ridded this place of an evil energy monster. But I fainted two time. If Beckett ever uses this word again I'll put his head into the toilet basin right next to Kavanough's. No matter if it's 'a proper medical term' or if Glasgow is on fire (that'd be my next step there...)

Not counting that he even tried to correct himself once, reluctantly.

Well, I'll continue to work on my vendetta.

Soon, Rodney

P.S.: Note to myself: Always pack some Power Bars into my pockets, in case that I'm about to starve again.

xxxxx

AN: So, next time Rodney will find the letters on his trip to infirmary because I want someone else to say something as well.

Soon, Baalsgirl