Sighing Carson turned over to read the next page:
Dear Diary,
Today was HORRIBLE. A stupid virus has ripped away many valuable members of my team. And worst of all: it has killed Dumais.
God, she was so talented and one day she could've become my 2IC! (Besides now I can't land with her anymore. Such a cute girl, even though she wasn't at all blonde... it's a shame.)
But that isn't all. Nearly that nasty nano virus piece of crap had set an end to my highly valuable life as well. And I was so fully aware of it, I thought my heart would stop. But then, finally the Ancient gene saved my worthy butt. (In-vul-ne-ra-ble again, hehe.)
Note to myself: If Radek should ever dare to interrupt my last thoughts again, shoot him.
And still I don't get why things have become so ugly in the end. I mean the day has started so perfectly... I even proved that Ford is too stupid for simple math. (Come on, 993 as a prime number, he can't be serious.)
Note to myself: Get the poor nit kid a calculator to play with.
So much about my highly awful day. I need to roll in now.
Your miserable friend, Rodney
xxxxx
Carson chewed his lip. One thing was for sure now: When it came to worsening already more than awful things, Rodney was the whining champion.
That day had been bad enough for all of them, that was for sure. But the fact that Ford...
Carson chuckled. And he had always thought the lad to be halfway intelligent. The next time he'd get cheeky with him again, this information could prove very useful...
He went on to the next entry, surprised that it seemed to reflect his own thoughts:
Dear Diary,
It's me again. I can't sleep. And you know the reason? I just dreamt of Dr Biro! Really, that woman can wreak havoc to already wretched nerves.
I mean it's so obvious why she has to be a pathologist, she's a running cliche. Plus: I'm not hot on meeting her in the dark somewhere. Waah, since today she really makes me shiver.
All right, now. I'll go and try to nap again. See you tomorrow.
Love, Rodney
(Note to myself: How about trying to make a match between Kavanough and the charming lady?)
xxxxx
AN: You're damn right. Normally pathologists are quite normal people.
And well, to me Biro looks like the extreme version of Ducky Mallard in a way. (You know him? He's the charismatic Scottish pathologist from "Navy CIS". )