The Lagacy

"Oh instrument of God force -

Fed on ignorance and lies,

so blind and narrow-minded

that you cannot compromise.

Even the most foolish theif

should know what he is taking -

lest he find himself within a

cage of his own making."

Part 3: Evilus Draconis

The next day Harry was sulking by himself in his "secret headquarters".

"What is this...quest they wish me to undertake?" He spoke to himself? "Is there evil afoot?"

Harry started thinking about all the comics he used to read when he lived at the Durselys. Tales of heroes and villains, good and evil, black and white, fire and ice, hammer and anvil and stuff. He thought that maybee this is what superheroes are... wizards!

"That's it!" He yelled to the top of his voice, which, unknowingly to him would eventually lead to the discovery of his secret headquarters. But this is totally irrelevant because he never went back there after today anyways so whatever...

So Harry ran to his bed and opened his trunk and grabbed all his clothes and ran somewere out of sight. This lead to many other students thinking it was laundry day. Then they remembered that they don't wash so they quickly forgot about it.

Harry, nipped and tucked and cut and sewed and stitched. The result was a fine mess. So he through it away and ran to find Dobby.

"Ah Harry Potter sir! Anything Dobby could do for you?" Said Dobby.

"Yes. I want you to get me a tomato ketchup from the kitchen." Said Harry.

"Anything for Harry Potter!" said Dobby.

Dobby returned a few minutes later with a bottle of "HP Ketchup".

"Excellent!" frayed Harry. "You have served me well Dobby. Now go".

Dobby said bye and pissed off.

Harry grabbed the "HP Ketchup" and pointed his wand towards it.

"Enlargeicus!" He yelled.

The bottle increased in size dramatically. It was so big, it hit the roof of the room.

"..." Harry thought...

"Just a bit smallerus!" he yelled again. The bottle shrank a bit and was just the right size.

Then harry pointed at the sticker on the bottle with his wand. "Unstickus!" He yelled and the "HP Ketchup" logo fell to the ground. Harry took the logo and cut off the word Ketchup. "HP... Harry Potter! He thought." He felt so clever. But to any normal person he's a moron really...

He took the HP logo and glued it onto his shirt. "Now I look like a real super hero! said Harry aloud with his chest streched out in front of the mirror looking at the enlarged "HP" logo. "But theres something missing..."

He thought a bit. "I need a cloak!" He said and snapped his fingers. "But where will I find a cloak..."

Will our hero find a cloak?

Will he be able to complete his uniform?

And how will he deal with his most difficult challenge to date: finding a name? Find out in the next paragraph!

He thought a bit more.

"The invisibility cloak!" He thought.

So he grabbed the invisibility cloak and through

it over his shoulders and adjusted it to look like the way superman wears his cape/cloak/whatever. "Stylish..." he muttered. "Now off to fight crime!"

While walking in the corridoor in his superhero uniform he bumped into Draco.

"Hay watch it!" yelled Draco.

"Say..." Said Harry. "Are you an evil wizard?".

"Why yes..." Said Draco with a grin. "Yes I am one of those".

"Then today, I serve justice!" Screamed Harry.

"What are you gonna do Potter? Curse me?". Draco started to laugh

with his cronies by his side.

"That's it!" interrupted Harry. "I'm telling."

"What?" Said Draco.

"I'm telling. I'm telling on you!" restified Harry.

"No wait! Don't do that..." said Draco in a panicked voice. Both Goyle and Crab stopped laughing and looked utterly shocked." I'll be good I promise".

"Too late for that." said Harry. "I'm telling".

Draco ran away and hid under his bed which was too small to fit all three of them and so they hid in the cupboard as well.

"Justice is served!" yelled Harry. "But is justice really served? There's a greater evil aboot and if I want to tell on it, I have to find it first. Maybee this quest is not a bad idea after all. I'll show Snape what I'm made of! I have courage, I have skill, I have power, I have a cloak & logo, I am HARRY POTTEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!"

(Camera zooms out/sound fades out/queue ending credits and music)