One morning I was outside in my bathrobe and cup of coffee picking up my newspaper off the doorstep. On my lawn was a rather large blue shed, kinda looked like a port-a-potty. It said "POLICE BOX" on it. I was bewildered as I knew it wasn't there yesterday. I approached it with caution not knowing what could be inside. "Its probably just someone's idea of a joke", I thought to myself. As I reached for the door I heard a strange loud noise and jumped back several feet, my heart pumping like crazy. Out from the box, burst this funny looking man. He was dressed funny as well. He walked up to me briskly, as if he wanted to tell me something important. Then, out of nowhere, he punched me in the face. I put my hand over my hurt eye and noticed with my one still good eye that my coffee cup now resided among the grass. "What'd you do that for?", I asked angrily. He answered in a British accent, "Thats for stealing my parking space tomorrow!". "What?!" was my only response. With that he walked back to his blue shed. As he got to the shed's door I asked "WAIT! Who are you?". As he went through the door, he called back "I'm the Doctor". Then the shed started making a funny noise and started slowly disappearing. Just as it completely disappeared I yelled out, "DOCTOR WHO?". THE END