This chapter is based on TOW the Halloween Party….. Nothing has changed except of course Joey is dating Mona….

Mona straightened her nurse's cap. This was going to be a fun night. She had been seeing this actor guy for a few weeks. It's so funny, when Monica invited her to her wedding, she was originally going to be fixed up with Monica's brother. That didn't work out since she found out he knocked up his ex girlfriend. Or was it wife? Well as messed up as this guys love life was, it was no wonder that she was fixing him up.

Joey was a sweet guy and a fun guy. It was obvious that he didn't want anything serious. That kind of bothered her a little bit. She was in her thirties and was thinking about settling down. Maybe by being around his buddies that were commitment minded, she could convince him to think this way.

Her heels clicked as she walked up the stairs , coming to a door with a wreath with orange pumpkins on it. Monica's Martha Stewart touch once again.

Inside the door, a fight between the newlyweds was blossoming. Monica looked so sexy in her little black cat suit, but her new husband was another story. A big pink bunny emerged with an angry look from the bedroom.

"Monica, can I have a word with you?" said Chandler as he scuffled across the floor on his fluffy bunny feet. "Is this your idea of a joke?" he said. "Aw I thought it was cute and you always said that your favorite kids book was the Velveteen Rabbit." said Monica as she tried to calm him down.

"The velveteen rabbit was brown and white." he argued. Monica countered . "It was either this or no bunny at all."

"Always no bunny at all." he reminded her as he jumped up and down. At that moment Joey entered the party. He was dressed in a brown sweater vest." Monica looked disgusted. "Joey I told you to dress up." Joey moaned in that way of his. "I am dressed up, I'm Chandler." he laughed.

"That is not funny." said Chandler. The door opened once again and a large potato walked in. "Now that is." said Joey.

"Good I no longer have the worst costume." said Chandler. Rachel walked ahead of him. "Honey, I love you, but tonight I don't know you." She was wearing a black dress with flowers as she entered before Ross in his potato costume.

Monica turned to her. "Rachel, I told you guys to dress up." Rachel moaned. "I'm pregnant. What was I supposed to do , be you in high school?" she countered.

Monica turned to her brother. "And who or what in the hell are you supposed to be?" Ross started grinning. "Well I am a potato or a spud and these are my antenna, so that makes me?"

"Pathetic." Chandler answered.

"That's real cute coming from the energizer bunny." countered Ross. "Or a costume his wife made him wear." he giggled.

"No I am Spudnik." Ross said proudly. At that point Rachel bent over, "Monica this geekiness factor, it isn't genetic is it?" she whispered.

Mona walked right in the door. She turned to Ross. "Spudnik right?" he nodded. "Cute costume." she said as she walked past him right to Joey. "Hey you came as a slutty nurse." he smiled. "No, just a nurse." she answered. Phoebe then burst through the door in a Supergirl costume. She came up to Monica and said with her hands on her hips. "So Catwoman, we meet again."

The party was going along so well . Trick or treaters came to the door and everyone was having a good time. Joey came up to Monica and started to talk. "Joey, you read a lot of comics. Tell me who would win in a fight catwoman or Supergirl.?' she asked.

"No contest. Catwoman. Now you and Phoebe , she would." Joey answered. Monica couldn't stand that. She had always been told she was freakishly strong. As a child, on a regular basis, she beat up her older brother.

"I know you could take Rachel, probably Chandler too. But Phoebe came from the streets and she has that still in her. I wouldn't want to get her mad." Joey said as he looked at Phoebe.

"Who do you think of the three guys is the strongest?" asked Joey nervously. He wanted her to say him because of the tough Queens boy he was. Chandler was raised by servants and went to an all boy school and Ross was always studying and even though he was the tallest, he bruised like a peach.

"Well, I'd have to say Ross. He is the strongest of you three." Chandler heard this and scampered over in his bunny costume. "I am your husband, and you think Ross could beat me up?"

"She is right, I would destroy you." he said honestly.

"I'm glad to see you think so highly of the man you love." said Chandler sarcastically as he nibbled on a carrot. "I think you should put your money where your mouth is Dino Boy." said Chandler as he pushed Ross down.

"Where did you learn to fight? From your dad with a purse in his hand." Ross snickered as he got up.

"Geller, get ready for a beating." Chandler said as he rolled up his sleeves and put up his fist. Everyone ran to see the fight.

"There has got to be a more civilized way than this." cried Mona. "Why don't you arm wrestle?" she suggested. "Honey, if everyone wanted to see a fight, let them see a fight."

"She's right, and I bet Chandler will win." said Monica as she realized her earlier mistake. Rachel came up to her. "What makes you think that? Ross has been working out." she said. "Chandler is stronger than Ross." Monica argued. "But Chandler is no more than a little girlie man who listens to Annie." argued Rachel. "And Ross is a woman who plays with dinosaurs." screamed Monica. "And I kicked his ass all over the place when we were kids."

"Woah chick fight." screamed Joey. Mona hit him. "Alright you need to settle this like adults." Mona said. The two men sat down at the table and put up their arms to wrestle.

"You can do it honey." screamed Monica.

"You can take him sweetie, his father's a drag queen." yelled Rachel.

Chandler grabbed Ross's hand and began to try to shove it. Monica stood over him..

"Remember you're team Monica, and team Monica always wins." she yelled.

"Honey, show your baby who is the real man around here." Rachel said as she bent over her man.

They battled and battled. Mona whispered to Joey. "They must be equally strong."

He giggled. "Or equally weak."

"Alright you gotta let me win. I got to show my wife." moaned Chandler as he fought a losing battle.

"No way dude, that's Rachel and you gotta let me win." whined Ross.

"Come on my big bunny." Monica cheered.

"Let's go my big strong paleontologist." cheered Rachel.

Chandler 's face was red and tired and Ross' was the same.

"Let me win!" cried Ross. "You are already married."

"But Rachel already knows you are a wuss." Chandler laughed. Finally Chandler let the arm go down. "Alright you win.' he said as he dropped. Ross stood up in victory. Rachel jumped up and down. "Honey remember the baby." he reminded her.

"Baby is so proud of his daddy. And so is his mommy." she smiled. Ross took her arm and they left the party.

"I let him win.' whispered Chandler.

"yeah right.' scoffed Monica.