Drive Me Crazy
by Purplepenguin (Kool Beans)
AN: Schools' out for the summer now, YAY! This means quicker updates and all that jazz. Its also kinda sad b/c I won't see a lot of my friends any more. Oh well, look on the brightside, right?
"Pigs," Principal Snyder said. "You guys. Pigs."
"Us guys," Xander repeated.
"You got it," Principal Snyder answered.
"Pigs," Angel remarked.
"Exactly," Principal Snyder said.
"Us guys," Spike echoed.
Principal Snyder answered, "That's right."
And Angel said "Pigs," just to get on Principal Snyder's nerves.
"Suspension," was Snyder's retort.
Oz gasped, then said, "I'm dead."
Xander put on his sunglasses. It was a nervous habit.
"Not you Osborne, these three recidivists," Snyder told Oz.
"Come on. Pigs… in the courtyard. If anything's to blame, it's school spirit," Angel tried, to get Snyder to not suspend them.
"He's right. School spirit. There's your culprit," Xander added.
"You, remove the shades, stand up," Snyder ordered as he stood up. "You too Angel."
"Me?" he asked innocently.
"I need a comparison," Snyder answered.
The three guys stood up and Snyder removed his glasses. He looked into Xander's eyes.
"I always forget. Are the pupils supposed to be smaller or bigger?" Snyder asked.
"Well, that all depends," Spike said.
"Am I free to go?" Oz asked.
The others look at him weird. Snyder put back on his glasses.
"Yes," he answered. "But the rest of you, stay."
After Oz had left, Snyder started in on the other three guys.
"Ok, I guess school spirit could be the culprit, but I doubt it," he started. "So, as a punishment, all three of you will serve after school detention for the rest of the week."
The guys groaned at that statement.
"Not only that," Snyder continued, "but you will also be cleaning the courtyard after lunch."
"Damn it," Spike muttered under his breath.
"What was that William?" Snyder questioned.
"Nothing, Sir. Can we leave now, we're late to class," Spike said.
Snyder nodded and the guys left the office.
Sry for the long wait, but I got a virus and had to reset my hard drive and I lost everything. Then when I got everything set up again I was busy w/ school and we had to go out of town a lot. This is the first time I've had to update, so that was it!
Hope u liked it! R/R please!
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