A/N: Yes, it's been forever. I know, I suck. But you get two chapters because of it! Hopefully I can make enough time to write more with school and everything. Please review and tell me what you think. Gracias. Te quiero (which, literally is I want you, but actually means I love you like you would cay to a friend, as apposed to te amo, which is I love you like soul-mate love, as one of my Spanish teachers explained. Ok, enough of the Spanish lesson, on to the story.)

A/N 2: Italics are thoughts.

Disclaimer: I do not own Drive Me Crazy, contrary to popular belief. I just borrowed the concept, plot, and a few, ok a lot, of the lines from the movie.

Drive Me Crazy

By purplpenguin

(Kool Beans)

Angel was right when he said that Buffy was going to a party. All of the popular kids at Sunnydale High were there, along with some of the less popular students. Right then, Forrest was whispering something important into Cordelia's ear as Buffy was staring at Riley who was sitting by the pool drinking something.

"What are you doing?" she asked, knowing he wouldn't hear. "If you've secured a yes, just come over here and do your job." At that moment, Cordelia walked over to where Buffy was standing.

"Uh, Buffy?" she asked hesitantly. "I'm afraid I've got some news."

"Yeah?"

"Adonis jock falls hard for rival spirit head," Cordy told her friend.

"Translation?"

"The cheerleader from LA- the one Riley landed on last week at the game-"

"The slut who pretended she couldn't get out of his way?" Buffy scoffed.

"That's the one," Cordy replied. "He loves her."

"Love," Buffy scoffed again. "Like I care. Wait a minute. Who's he taking to our school centennial?"

"That would be her."

Buffy silently fumed for a moment, then huffed and went to go find something to drink.

--

Across town in the parking lot of a movie theater, four boys were waiting impatiently for their dates.

"What are we doing?" Angel asked.

"I don't know," Oz answered. "She swore she'd be here. With friends, you know, for safety."

"She swore?" Angel continued questioning.

"Who is this chick?" Spike chimed in.

"TREEFLOWER," Oz answered, ignoring Angel's question.

"Maybe she had to go to the powwow," Xander joked.

"TREEFLOWER's her screen name. We've been IMing and E-mailing," Oz told them.

"Cyber-girls are hot," Spike said randomly.

"Oh, yeah," Xander agreed. They all went back to waiting some more.

--

Back at the party, Buffy had joined a group of people playing 'I've Never.' So far, she had drunk a lot.

"I've never kissed another girl," one of the girls who was playing said. A few people drank, but not Buffy.

"I've never kissed Angel O'Connor at the Bronze in sixth grade," Forrest said, this time, Buffy was the only one who drank.

"Angel O'Connor?" another girl asked, laughing. "I never did it with anything requiring batteries." At this, Buffy grabbed the pitcher they were pouring from and drank right from it.

Cordy watched as Buffy did this and decided that she'd had enough to drink.

"Whoa-oh-oh-oh. All right, that's enough," she told Buffy as she grabbed the blonde and practically dragged her outside, dialing her cell phone as she went.