A/N: Here's the second chapter of the day, enjoy! Sorry if there are any mistakes, I haven't gone over it since I wrote it a month ago.

A/N 2: Italics are thoughts.

Disclaimer: I do not own Drive Me Crazy, contrary to popular belief. I just borrowed the concept, plot, and a few, ok a lot, of the lines from the movie.

Drive Me Crazy

By purplpenguin

(Kool Beans)

The beeping of a pager interrupted the silence that had fallen over the group in the movie theater parking lot. Xander stopped the shopping cart he had been playing on and looked towards Oz, who was the only one with a pager.

"Gotta go," Oz said, getting back into the car and starting to buckle his seat belt.

"What?" Angel asked. "Wait, wait. I thought you weren't gonna do that safe ride shit this year."

"Dude, colleges look at extracurricular activities," Oz replied.

"Oz, you're in," Spike said.

"That's not why you do it," Angel insisted.

"Oh, yeah? Then why?" Oz asked.

"You want to know why?" Angel began. "It's the same reason you're the manager of the basketball team."

"You wanna be one of them," Spike interrupted.

"Who is this them?" Oz asked. "People to drunk to drive?"

"Dude," Spike said, "you're with your three best friends, waiting for girls-"

"One of them quite possibly Princess Leia," Xander interrupted.

"And you wanna leave so that some jock'll pat you on the head," Angel finished for his friends. Oz sighed.

"I'm going," he said, then started the car. Rather than be left behind, the other three go in the car too.

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At the party, Cordelia was leading Buffy up the driveway. Buffy yelled at some guy who had said something mean to her as she tried to pull her jacket over her shoulders.

"You should know," Cordy told her, "that half the party now thinks you have a part time job at a gentlemen's cabaret."

"Like it matters. Drive me home," Buffy demanded as she headed to Cordy's car.

"You gotta be kidding," Cordy said as she grabbed Buffy and changed her direction. "Puke on my leather interior? I got your ride taken care of. This way."

"Prince Charming is a dick!" Buffy announced as she and Cordelia arrived at Oz's van. "Bring on the frogs."

"Ribbit!" Spike said in a very good impression of a frog.

"You called for a safe ride?" Buffy scoffed.

Spike stuck his tongue out then pulled it back in like a frog.

"Ok, watch your head," Xander said as he helped Buffy into the back of the van. "I learned that on Cops," he told Cordelia, who ignored him.

"You know where she lives?" she asked Angel.

"Oh, I think I can find it," he answered sarcastically. Cordy was about to make another comment when she was interrupted.

"Yo!" Graham called. "Designated Dan, you got room for one more?"

"Sure," Oz answered calmly.

"Hey, perhaps we can get you some fries with that?" Angel asked Graham and his friends as they helped Riley into the back of the van.

"Yeah," Graham answered, grinning stupidly. "Fries, a coke, and, uh-"

"How about a milkshake?" one of the other jocks asked.

"Get yourself a Happy Meal," Spike said as he threw a cigarette butt at their feet and got into the van along with the others.

As Oz started the van, Cordy looked into the back seat where Buffy was sitting with Riley, Angel, and Spike.

"'Girl gets two-faced boy in back seat. Violence anticipated.'"