A/N: God, It's been a while. I've been distracted by school, so I haven't really had time to write more, and I'm all out of pre-written chapters for all of my stories. So, I wouldn't expect regular updates any time soon, and maybe not until the summer. In other news, MY SWEET SIXTEEN IS FRIDAY! Yes, the big 1-6! Go me! Maybe I'll give you guys an update for my birthday.

A/N 2: Italics are thoughts.

Disclaimer: I do not own Drive Me Crazy, contrary to popular belief. I just borrowed the concept, plot, and a few, ok a lot, of the lines from the movie.

Drive Me Crazy

By purplpenguin

(Kool Beans)

It was very tense in the van as Oz drove Buffy and Riley home from the party. Buffy, Angel, Spike, and Riley were sitting in the back while Xander sat up front with Oz. Oz, Angel, Spike, and Xander talked amongst themselves until they were interrupted.

"There are rules you know!" Buffy suddenly said. Riley, who had been looking out the window, turned to face her.

"'Rules?'" he asked drunkenly.

"Rules!" Buffy exclaimed.

"What rules?" Riley asked, still not understanding.

"Seniors rule!" Xander shouted, trying to relieve some of the tension in the van. He was just glared at by an angry Buffy.

"You don't send Designated Dan to ask if I'll go out with you if you don't plan on following through with the offer," Buffy told him. It took him a minute to process what she had said.

"I was going to," he started. "I-I-I was going to. It's-It's just that--" Xander cut off his stuttering.

"He-He-He- He just- He just--" Xander too was cut off, but he was cut off by Buffy smacking him.

"Shut up!" she demanded.

"I don't know," Riley continued. "I-- I fell in love."

"So I heard," Buffy scoffed. "High school love is for saps, Riley. Or haven't you heard? Now I'm left alone with the embarrassment and alienation of having to go stag to one of the biggest nights of our lives! Not very likely. I might as well skip it."

Then Buffy noticed that Xander was turned around in his seat with his video camera out, filming her as she raved.

"Turn that that thing off," she shouted at him, lunging forward to the mesh that divided the front and back of the van, "or I'm gonna go Sean Young on your ass!"

Xander turned off the camera as Angel grabbed Buffy and pulled her away from the mesh.

"I think she means Sean Penn," Spike said.

"That's good. Sean Young scares me," Xander said sarcastically, making Angel and Spike laugh.

"Hyuck it up, clowns," Buffy said. "If you enjoy my humiliation, Monday at Sunnydale should be a real 'hootenan.'"

"That's hootenanny," Spike said.

"It's just because she's drunk," Xander told Spike. "Normally, or at least before, she was a big ol' barrel of witty-ness."

"Of course," Spike replied, smirking.

"I'm sorry," Riley suddenly told Buffy. "Look, I- I-"

He stopped and sighed, then addressed Oz.

"Hey, can you just drop me off here?"

"But we're still a few blocks away from your house," Oz protested.

"You heard the man!" Buffy shouted, one again lunging towards the mesh.

Oz pulled over and let Riley out, while Angel muttered under his breath.

"Good riddance."

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