Jackson woke up and looked around Lisa's bedroom. He yawned and hopped off of her bed, stretching when he got down to the floor. After his little stretch he walked downstairs and ate breakfast.

'Kibbles and Bits for breakfast, oh joy! Why me?'

"Oh good morning Jackson, did you already finish eating?"

'Today is going to be a very slow day…'

Lisa smiled at Jackson and prepared herself a bowl of frosted cheerios. She grabbed her bowl and sat on the floor next to Jackson. It was oddly quiet and it made Lisa laugh. "You want some?" She asked as she held the spoon up to Jackson's mouth.

'You spoil me.' Jackson wagged his tail and licked the milk and cereal off of the spoon. Lisa smiled and set the bowl on the floor, deciding she didn't want cereal anymore. 'Oh! Frosted Cheerios! My favorite cereal…and an entire bowl full of it too!'

Lisa looked at the dog and laughed. "So what should we do today boy?"

Jackson perked his ears and rolled over on his back after he finished the cereal quickly. 'I don't know…scratch my belly.'

Lisa giggled and started to scratch his belly. "You're such a good dog." Lisa smiled and stood up.

Jackson got up too and followed Lisa outside. He whimpered when he saw the hose and some dog shampoo. 'Uh…no…nononononoNO! I don't think so!' Jackson barked and ran into the backyard.

Lisa laughed and chased after him. "Jackson! Come back boy! It's just a bath! It won't kill you!"

'Can't touch this…why am I singing that song…oh yeah…cause you can't touch this!' Jackson barked again and continued to run around the length of the backyard.

Lisa sighed and sat down on the ground as Jackson hid behind the trash cans. "Okay! You win, I won't give you a bath today…" Lisa smiled and walked over to the trash cans. "Now why don't you come out from behind there and we'll go to the park again." Lisa smiled and grabbed Jackson's collar, yanking him from out behind the trash cans.

'Gah, no, cheater, you cheated Lisa!' Jackson barked and tried to wiggle out of his collar.

"There is no escape now! You're getting this bath." Lisa picked up Jackson's leash and tied him to a tree.

'Meanie…I'll sit still…please untie me.' Jackson whimpered as Lisa pointed the hose at him, cold water pouring down on him. 'Cold, so cold! Turn it off Lisa! Turn the water off!' Lisa giggled and squirted some shampoo onto Jackson's back, rubbing it in to a foamy fluff.

After Jackson's bath, the two went for a walk to dry Jackson's dripping wet fur off.

"See…it wasn't that bad Jackson. And besides… you're all squeaky clean now." Lisa giggled and scratched behind Jackson's ear. Jackson's tail wagged and he barked in enjoyment.

'A dog like me could really get used to this…'

"Hey Jackson…Jackson?"

"Jackson! Wake up…you fell asleep at the computer again!"

Jackson sat straight up in his chair and looked around the room. He swallowed and looked down at his legs, his arms, and felt around the top of his head for a pair of ears.

"Jackson…are you okay?"

"I had the craziest dream Lisa…you were in it too. I…I was a German Shepard."

"Right…no more energy drinks before bed or any of your little naps. Now come on…dinner is ready and Rietta and I aren't going to wait all night to eat." Lisa smiled and helped Jackson out of his desk chair.

Jackson smiled and put an arm around his wife's shoulders. Yup…just another typical day in the Rippner household.

The End

A/N: There…is every one happy? Is every one satisfied? I finally told you how Jackson "became a dog". Bet none of you expected a plot twist like that? Hahaha! Hope you enjoyed my terrible story Well…I'm out. And remember…keep mailing Jackson questions or there won't be a next chapter. Oh…what's that Jackson? The next chapter won't be the last. Oh…so they can keep mailing you questions? Oh well I'm sure they'll be happy Well…I'm out…almost time for me to go to sleep. Thanks for reading! Cya!

Jack