Hmm, I can't seem to find the "Legolas Gets a Haircut" episode…strange. Well, this will suffice.
Lord of the Rings:
The Sitcom
Episode 3,022: Gandalf won't leave!
Aragorn: He won't leave.
Arwen: Damn!
Gandalf: (off-screen) I heard that!
Arwen: Well…
Aragorn: LEAVE ALREADY, DAMMIT!
Arwen: What he said. And why not, Gandalf?
Gandalf: (coming in room; blushes and paws ground w/foot) Aw, nothin', Miss…
Aragorn: (raises eyebrows) Hoo, boy…
Arwen: Gandalf…
Gandalf: (smiles) Yes, ma'am—
Arwen: Don't call me that.
Gandalf: Okay, Missus. Just tryin' to—
Aragorn: Hit on my wife? Eh! Arwen…Can you leave us alone?
(Arwen sighs and throws her arms in the air, then leaves)
(Gandalf watches her exit with intrest)
Gandalf: Man, she has some nice—
Aragorn: Yes, Gandalf, very subtle of you. Now, for the love of my manly stubbles, why'd you have to come back over the sea?
Gandalf: For some nice—
Aragorn: You're waiting for me to die, aren't you? Huh? Then you'll…Y'know! And just 'cuz I'm mortal…You can't do this to me!
Gandalf: Aw, quiet. By the way, you seen Éowyn lately?
Aragorn: She died. A while back.
Gandalf: Damn. She had some nice—
Aragorn: THAT'S IT! OUTTA MY HOUSE!
Gandalf: For the love of Varda—
Manwё: (steps in) Are you hitting on my wife?
THE END
UNTIL NEXT TIME
Next week: Gandalf gets a black eye!