The hog was grazing the field, minding his own business, when suddenly, he noticed a little goat standing and looking as if he wanted something.
The hog cocked his head. Not being able to talk Goat, he tried to ask the question with his eyes.
Didn't work.
The goat's eyes were as vacant as ever.
So, the Hog tried his luck again. He said in Hog-Tongue, "do you want to go out with me?"
The goat stood on his back feet and raised his front hooves behind his back.
"You want to go that way … ? ….. Behind you? …. oh! …… You mean when this guy leaves, then we will go?" the hog thought he understood.
When the human left and the goat was back on her four feet, the hog started to follow her.
She looked back.
He followed her even closer.
She started running.
He ran faster.
She started yelling in Goat.
Suddenly the man appeared, and the hog found himself decorating a sign at that man's bar.
What an honor! The bar was named after his head.