The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi

Dude… This story's gotten popular! How hot is that? I even got cookies (WTF?)! Anyway, I hope you enjoy this chapter as well.

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Chapter Three: Hugging Uchiha Itachi

"Who the hell was that?" Was the first thing to come out Naruto's mouth as a blonde figure stomped across the lawn to reach them.

"What the fuck are you brats doing here, un? Do you have some sort of suicide wish, un?" The blonde person asked, hands on his hips and flipping the ponytail on the top of his head. Naruto scoffed and mimicked his move.

"Actually, we're trying to help our friend," Neji and Gaara coughed here. "Find true love! Or do you hate the very concept?" Naruto challenged, lips twitching at the end. The blonde smirked at him as well, fixing the hair that covered the entire right side of his face.

"I have nothing against love, un. I just have something against people who interrupt my very important beauty sleep, un!" The blonde growled. Sasuke groaned.

"Damn, this guy is worst than Naruto…" That earned him a glare from both blondes.

"So, what's your name? You repetitive moron." Naruto asked.

"Un? Deidara! What's yours, you short, loud idiot, un?" Deidara replied.

"Naruto. And I think we're going to have a bea-u-ti-ful relationship…" Naruto proclaimed, holding out his hand. Deidara didn't take his hand.

He gave him a hug. In which, Neji, Gaara, Sasuke, and Itachi (who was hanging out to window to check out the commotion) all stopped and went in complete unison:

"The fuck?"

"You know, un… I've known you for all of three minutes, yet you feel like the little brother I never had, un…" Deidara murmured into Naruto's hair. Naruto hugged him back, totally oblivious to the envious looks on Neji and Gaara's faces.

"Can I call you…Brother?" Naruto asked, feeling the happier than he's ever felt. Ever.

"Of course, un. I've always wanted a little brother, un."

"NO YOU DON'T!" Itachi yelled at Deidara, effectively cutting him off. Sasuke threw his microphone at Itachi.

"Shut up Aniki! Can't you see that this is a highly passionate moment? Let's join in on this passionate moment; all you have to do is love me!" Sasuke exclaimed. The microphone popped him exactly on the middle of his forehead. That shut up Sasuke for a while.

"Well, if we're over this totally gay moment of pseudo-brotherly love, then would you mind looking at the progress of our plan?" Gaara rudely commented, looking at the limp Sasuke with a bright red mark on his forehead. Naruto and Deidara winced.

"Ow, that had to hurt…!" Naruto said, examining the mark.

"Sorry to steal your line Naruto, but believe it…" Sasuke stated as he sat up, his head throbbing painfully on his forehead.

"So, since that one didn't work, does anyone else have a plan?" Naruto asked as he helped Sasuke stand up. Deidara raised his hand.

"Well, Itachi always does seem like a disgruntled person, un. Maybe you should try giving him a hug, un?" Deidara said. Sasuke sighed.

"We've serenaded and wrote him a letter. I think this might be one of the safer ideas." He said, massaging his abused forehead. At that very time, Itachi came downstairs in his red robe.

"What in God's name is going on here?" Itachi demanded, pulling his robe closer to himself due to Sasuke's wandering eyes.

"Well, Itachi, just stay still, un!" Deidara said. Itachi looked suspicious and stood rigidly still. And then he felt arms encircling him from behind.

Ninja instincts kicking in, he grabbed the arms and flung them across the yard, along with whatever was connected with the limbs.

"Dude… No wonder he was able to kill the entire Uchiha clan…" Naruto mumbled as he watched Sasuke's body fly across the lawn. He landed with a thud and Itachi was surprised for all of five seconds before not caring anymore.

"He had it coming." Neji and Gaara smirked. He sure did.

"Sasuke, un! Try it one more time!" Deidara yelled. Sasuke, not being known for backing down, got up and swaggered a bit before running towards Itachi at record speed, his arms wide open.

He did not count on Itachi's fist meeting him first.

"Damn… I think he just punched Sasuke's eye in a few inches…" Naruto stated as Sasuke fell to the ground again.

"You know… Naruto… I… don't need… a goddamn… play-by-play… commentary…" Sasuke rasped out in his pain. He sat up and everyone, even Itachi, winced in unison.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke asked, not knowing why everyone was staring at him. Itachi sighed.

"Little brother, I am aware that I've gone too far this time. Please follow me." Itachi said as he pulled Sasuke's aching body off the ground. They went inside and Neji counted the seconds.

"Five… four… three… two… one…"

"OH MY GOD! MY SKIN! MY PRECIOUS SKIN!" Was the cry that rang through the entire hideout.

"Well, it seems like he found out about the black-eye, no?" Gaara asked, smirking gleefully almost.

"Sure does." Neji responded, just as happy as Gaara. Naruto and Deidara were too busy trading facts about themselves.

"What's your favorite food, un?" Deidara asked.

"Ramen!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Omigod, un! That's mine too, un!" Deidara stated too. They stared at each other for ten seconds before hugging each other again.

"I love you, brother…" Neji and Gaara both felt their hearts clench painfully. That's when Sasuke and Itachi decided to come down; no proof there was ever a purple mark on Sasuke's 'precious skin'.

"Well, I'm going to bed, and if any of you morons try to make me up, I'll freaking kill you." Gaara looked disgruntled.

"That's my line." He stated. Itachi stared at him with a look that clearly stated: 'Do I look like I give a fuck?'

So Itachi went to bed and the group of five walked back to Sasuke's house to plan.

"Um, how did the redundant blonde end up coming with us?" Sasuke asked when they got into his house. Neji scoffed.

"Naruto's been with us the whole time." Sasuke rolled his eyes.

"You know what I mean." Sasuke said.

"It seems that Naruto and the other blonde have established a 'brotherly relationship'. I hope it doesn't end up like yours." Gaara commented. Sasuke flipped him off.

"Hey, un! Sasuke! I've found someone who might be able to help us, un!" Deidara proclaimed from his spot next to Naruto. Sasuke twitched.

'We?'

"Is… that so?" Sasuke asked slowly. Deidara nodded, and cupped his hands together as he faced the window.

"IS TOBI A GOOD BOY!" He screamed. There was a thundering sound as the door slammed open for everyone to see a black-haired boy panting with a mask hanging off his neck. He looked up and grinned.

"Yes! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"

END Chapter

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Well, I hope this was a bit better. I liked writing this chapter more than the last one. No one ever expresses DeiNaru relationships that much, not even friendship or brotherly, and that bothered me. So, I made it happen, since it's very possible. This story has also attracted the attention of non-yaoi lovers, yay. I hope you enjoyed this chapter.