Hello….people! It's chapter..1-2-3…4! Chapter 4 of What are the odds! Im sorry this took a while to get up. The summer is going by waaaaay too fast! Thank you all for the amazing amount of reviews! So, without ferther ado, Chap 4! We left off…uh….here.

"Oh my god! Sam…..you make up his other half." Danny and Sam stared at each other.

"But, how is that possible! You and I are only 14! We're not old enough to be parents!" Sam said.

"I know, it's a science mystery." Danny thought for a moment, "Wait, what if…he's from the future?"

"Oh Danny comon! Like he's really from the future!"

"Well, he could be! Dan came from the future once. So this little fella could've!"

Sam sighed, "But how did he get here?"

"Alright, Clocky, think, where was the last location you transported something." Clockwork was pacing his lab thinking of where Alan could have gone.

"Now, the last place was…." He gasped, "Danny Fenton's house! I hope they haven't run into each other. And if they have, I hope Danny hasn't found out he's his son."

"Danny? Sam? Where are you guys?" Tucker walked into the Fenton home.

"Up stairs!" Danny's voice came from his room.

Tucker entered danny's room, "So, what did you find out?"

Danny and Sam exchanged glances.

"Well…" Danny started.

"Alan's DNA is made up of Danny's and Mine." Sam finished.

"Whoa, so your parents! Jezee, I didn't think you guys were at that stage!"

Danny growled, "Tucker, it's not funny! We have no idea how Alan is Sam's and Mine! We think he may be from the future but…we don't know!"

"Well, we won't be able to find his parents any where….err…."

"We know what you mean Tuck." Sam said.

"Did you tell Jazz?"

"No, I 'spose I should though." Danny trudged downstairs where Jazz was reading a book.

"Uh, Jazz, we found Alan's parents."

"Really? Who are they? Do we know them?"

"Uh, actually, yes, we know them pretty that Alan's father is your brother."

"WHAT? How is that possible! You're only 14!"

"We think that he came from the future. But, we're not exactly sure."

"Who's the mom?"

"Sam."

"Talk about weirdness."

"I know."

"So, I guess he's a permanent guest. Aw man, how are we supposed to explain this to Mom and Dad?" Jazz said.

"I dunno. Hopefully we can figure all this out before they get home. In the mean time we have to do stuff that parents do."

"You mean take care of him?"

"Yeah, that what I was trying to say."

Jazz thought for a minute, "Did you take him to the park?"

"Yeah, I left you a note, remember?"

"Oh, right, dumb me." She hit herself on the head, "Did you take him to Lucky Ducky's?"

"No…I dunno if it's such a good idea if we take him out in public. His powers are probably not under control and I don't want him to phase through the floor around 2 year olds and their parents. Maybe…we could…."

"DANNY!" Sam yelled, "Come quick!"

Danny dashed upstairs to his room where Sam and Tucker looked worriedly at Alan sitting on the floor.

"What's the problem!"

Alan hiccupped and an ectoplasmic bubble floated out of his mouth.

"See for yourself." Sam said.

"Whoa, ectoplasmic hiccups, 'never seen those before. Well, they should be as curable as regular hiccups." He walked over and crouched down next to Alan who hiccupped again. "Tucker, go get a cup of water, we'll see if that'll help."

They tried the water and that didn't help.

"Uh…let's try scaring him." Danny suggested. He went ghost and phased downstairs. Then he phased through his bedroom floor and appeared in front of Alan.

"Boo!"

Alan giggled with glee, "Danna Phanummm!"

Danny sighed, "Lemme try again."

He repeated the procedure and jumped in front of Alan again.

"Garrrrrrr!"

"Hehe! Danna Phanummmm!" Alan got up and ran over to Danny and hugged him.

Sam giggled, "I don't think you're gonna scare him as Danny Phantom. Obviously he's a huge fan of his daddy's ghost half."

"Well, I think we need a little help from the books." Tucker said.

"JAZZ!" Danny yelled.

Jazz came running in, "What!"

"You've read medical books right?" Danny asked.

"Yeah, why? Is there something wrong with Alan?"

"Well…."

Alan hiccupped and another bubbled escaped his mouth.

Jazz raised her eyebrows, "Oh, well, I don't think they mentioned anything about ectoplasmic hiccups."

"We think we might be able to cure them like regular ones." Sam said.

"Did you try water?"

"Didn't work."

"Did you try scaring him?"

"He too big of a Danny Phantom fan."

"Balancing him on top of his head?"

Sam crossed her arms, "Jazz, he's a toddler! It's not that great for him to be standing on his head at such a young age!"

"Alright, we'll trust the maternal instinct."

Sam blushed, "I guess that's kicked in."

Danny laughed, "At least I don't get fatherly instinct!"

Alan walked over to an ecto-gun.

"No! No! No! Don't touch that!" Danny floated over and grabbed Alan away from the weapon.

"You were saying?"

Jazz, changing the subject, said, "Lemme go get one of my books and we'll try everything in it."

They tried everything in Jazz's medical cures book, and nothing worked. 2 hours later, Alan was still hiccupping and the happy parents, Uncle Tucker, and Auntie Jazz were pretty desperate for a cure.

"Is it me…or is he turning green?" Danny said looking at Alan's face.

"It does kind of have a green-ish tint to it." Sam confirmed.

"Isn't parent-hood sweet?" Tucker asked.

Sam and Danny just glared at him.

"Sorry, sorry!"

"You guys, I think we've run out of ideas. I mean, we've checked my books, Mom and Dad's paranormal books….and we've found nothing that has helped!"

Sam sat next to Alan and brushed his hair back. Alan yawned then hiccupped.

"I think he's getting sleepy." Sam said.

It was true, Alan was sleepy. It was getting close to his nap time, and you know what little kids love before naps.

"Story! Me wants story!"

"Ah, children and nap time stories." Jazz said, "Sam, you're gonna have to read him a story."

"One little problem; we don't have any story books." Danny added.

"Um…I'll just make up a story." Sam said unsure if she could.

"Well, in that case, I think I might wanna hear this story too." Danny sat on the other side of Alan.

"Okay…" Sam started, "Once upon a time, there was a boy. That boy wasn't just any ordinary boy; he had superpowers."

"I think I know this one Sam." Danny said.

Sam laughed then continued, "One day, he and his friends we down in his parents lab. There was a special portal there that lead to a ghost world. His parents had made that portal, but they couldn't get it to work. So, he and his friends were down there. One of his friends told him that he should check it out. I mean, what could be cooler than a ghost zone? He agreed and wandered into the portal. While walking in, he pressed the on button which turned the portal on. He got shocked by the ectoplasmic energy and his DNA was coated in ectoplasm; which turned him half ghost. He could walk through walls, disappear and fly! 'Much more unique than the other guys. A month later, he fought his first evil ghost. It was then that he decided to use his powers for good and protect the city and the world from evil ghosts. There was another time where one of those ghosts, Walker, turned the whole town against him, and everybody thought he was evil! So whenever he went to save the city, his ghost fighting parents would try to tear him apart molecule by molecule. But lucky for him, he was a smart halfa, and got away from all of the worlds best ghost hunters. A while after that, he proved to the town that he was a hero by saving them all from a massive ghost attack that almost landed the city in the ghost zone forever! Most people see him as a hero, but some people, like his parents, still didn't like him. He still continues to fight ghosts today and is a hero to everyone. The End."

Alan had nodded off towards the end. Danny clapped, "One of my favourite stories of all time! But, you forgot the part where he fell in love with that best friend that told him to explore the ghost zone."

"Danny, you really think he would've liked that part?"

"Well, don't you think he'd wanna know how his parents fell in love?"

"I never knew that's how it happened." Jazz said.

"Yup, all Sam's fault." Tucker said.

"He's still hiccupping." Danny reported, "Even in his sleep."

Danny thought for a moment, "I think I might have something."

He flew upstairs and reappeared in the living room again holding a book.

"Vlad's big book of ghostly things. I stole it from him." He said with a smirk.

He opened it to the center page, "Hiccups…hiccups…ah! Ectoplasmic Hiccups. Okay, it describes it, says how you get them, and, oh here's the cure on the next…."

"What? It's on the next page isn't it?"

"It just stops. It says the cure is on the next page but then it just goes to ecto-boggers."

Jazz sighed, "Back to square one."

"Wait…I think I know where it is…oh man!"

Ectoplasmic hiccups! We need a cure! But who has the cure page? I think you know. It was a little obvious here. Reviews pleaaasssseeee! Until next chapter ppl!

DDH