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Episode 3 Lost

Sorry for making episode 1 separate I didn't knew their was a feature where you can put a series of chapters together. Now onward with the show.

In the deep unknown jungle of Strangle thorn Valed Davis the brave warrior was wandering around the place in search for food. He had to take off his Valor Armor due to the extreme heat. Belle on the other hand was picking berries from the petite bushes that grew beside the trees. She too had to remove some of her heavy leather healing armor. Davis came back with some meat from the tigers he killed and some sticks and stones to make a fire.

"Damn it! Wish I could make a freaking fire," Davis grumbled as he rubbed the stone across the pile of sticks he had laid in a hut formation.

"Here I brought a tinderbox with me," Belle said as she pulled a match and scratched it on the sticks causing flames to arise. It smoked smell was like a rare barbecue meal from the Elwyn Forest Inn. Davis licked his lips as he watched the meat burn to crisp juicy tenderness. Once it was done he grabbed an arrow and speared it through the flesh and passed it to Belle. "Thanks," she said.

"So now that were lost and caught in an island...I was wondering if were able to save the Alliance from the Scourge threat?"

"Don't worry," she laid her hand on to his shoulder. "Cause were in paradise now."

Winterspring was hailing crazy and Zero, John, and Chilly were venturing onward to their latest adventure. They've encountered bears and Yetis on their journey. Arguments raged on as John and Zero fought over skinning certain beasts.

"Jesus Christ! Since when did Paladins skin?" John roared in a dwarven accent.

"What?" Zero stupidly commented. Chilly was getting furious with the conversation until they encountered a troll hunter and a Winterspring Nightsaber were heading straight to them.

"Guys! It's that accursed troll that incased me in Ice," The gnome yelped.

"I thought you casted a Frost Spell that incases you in ice and it was so cold for you to uncast it?" Zero questioned.

"Well at least someone listened," John said putting his arms together to warm his self.

"The Oompa Loompa is right!"

"God damn it! Do you ever shut up?"

"Guys watch out!" Chilly warned as an arrow was coming straight towards Zero's head and knocked him unconscious. John turned around arming his shotgun.

"Hah! That's watcha get for calling me a Oompa Loompa," John said firing at the offensive troll although this was warning Zero. The two noticed that the troll's pet had a scar on it's face and the hunter himself was wearing a dragon-like armor. "This guy is a pro! He's got Dragonstalker Armor!" The troll sent his pet to disrupt the mage's casting.

"Ah! Get off you pesky Nightsaber," Chilly cried as the Nightsaber ran around in circles while biting on the mage's cape. He was being dragged around like a rag doll. John kept fiering and strafing to left and right. He knew this troll was his toughest foe yet. The troll screeched incoherent sayings that John could not understand. Then the arrows were getting faster and harder as John took the first 5 blows. He dropped dead on the floor and the menacing horde stepped up to the corpse. He laughed with glee and started to dance like an ancient tribesmen. His nightsaber came by dragging the defeated gnome.

"Ughh...," Zero woke up finding the troll right in front of him. The troll snickered and pulled out his sharp pole-arm. Then all of a sudden John got back up to his feet and punched the troll silly. The troll collapsed on the floor dropping his weapon.

"Think you can bring this mighty dwarf down! Haha for Khaz Modan!" The dwarf hunter bellowed. He got back up and his pet Nightsaber tussled the gnome to the side of John. It was master and pet side by side. "So you wanna battle aye? I CHOOSE YOU DONKEY KONG!" John roared and summoned his pet Gorilla. The opponent to sent it's pet to battle. "Seismic Toss!" The gorilla grabbed the Nightsaber and spinned around tossing it when it was dizzy. The Nightsaber got back to it's paws and pounced the Gorilla. The huge gargantuan looking cat opened it's mouth like a child at the doctor and Ice Bolts flew out hitting the Gorilla.

"Hey!" John saw Chilly casting the spell behind the pet.

"What? It's for special effects."

"Why does this battle sound like Pokemon?" Zero commented.

"Because moron it's fun." The battle waged on and soon the gorilla Body Slammed the nightsaber to death. The troll worried and moved back. "Heh not so tough now," John aimed his shotgun at the troll's head. He fired and soon a shield surrounded the horde and a troll priest came by to assist him.

"Watch it. My brother means no harm to you," The priest said. John, Zero and Chilly looked at each other confused. "You see my brother is how you say? 'Special' and he just got lost and all."

"But how did he get the good armor," Chilly asked.

"My father passed it down to him."

"Just like me. You night elves are awesome," Zero oddly added. John looked at Zero in a usual serious look.

"You moron their trolls and they have tusks."

"So if you fellows want I'll lead you to the nearest town?" The troll priest said healing her brother.

"Sure well explain our story on the way than," John said putting away his weapon.

"Oh I've got a story!" Zero shouted.

"NO!" John said knowing he will go referring to something stupid.

It was 9 O'Clock PM and the sky was getting dark. The jungle was deep and mystic surrounded by the unseeable. Belle was laying down on the corner of the tree she and Davis considered shelter. Then Davis came by exhausted from fighting animals and fishing. Belle motioned towards him placing her hands on his upper chest.

"Oh Davis," she said looking down at Davis' body. Davis knew what she wanted.

"Ok babe lets bring some love on," Davis replied back. Soon the two were coming closer and it was getting hot. The two were making love and clothes were flying. One of Davis' underwear was thrown very far and landed on the Strangltethorn shore. Then a warrior wielding a huge oversized sword came by it.

"Strange? Hey team take a look at this," he said. A gnome engineer, a night elf rogue, a female dwarf medic approached the piece of clothing the warrior had found.

"I hear moaning," the night elf rogue said seriously as his voice was being muzzled up a bit from the mask he was wearing on his mouth. As soon as they found Belle and Davis they were shocked. Their articles of inside clothing and outer armor were found scattered across the floor.

"Oh boy! I wanna join!" The gnome hysterically yelled.

"Oh yea Davis harder! Harder!" Belle moaned. Then Davis noticed the group's obscure look on their faces.

"Uhh Belle someone is watching," Davis said.

"I don't care just keeping making the love baby!" She said smooching his face.

"Whoa! I'm gonna wait till you guys are down," The huge sword wielder said walking away. The rogue went away to without saying a word including the dwarf priest.

"Ok I'll stay!" The perverted gnome said.

TO BE CONTINUED...

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