1World of WHAT Craft!

With our powers combined...

Belle paced herself as she tried to catch her breathe in Travel Form. Once she got to Booty Bay she arrived noticing Zero, John, Vector, Shamu, Chilly and two other trolls with them. She could see that John and Zero were caught in an argument.

"So wait, your saying if you had your own game it would own?" Zero asked John.

"Hell yea! It be called Gnome Theft Auto San Azeroth!" The hunter roared shining his axe and shotgun. "Now listen to a little rap that would begin on the opening game. Hit it guys!" John snapped his finger alarming Shamu to play the drums, Vector on the electric guitar (stereo typically he was a British undead) and the rest sound effects.

"Welcome to San Azeroth! Im John from Khaz Modan!

Landed in from snow, Got on my night elf ho's!

Stormwind City ain't got no sleep with the dwarves going heavily deep!

Ironforge! Sounds like lag Forge!

I jack a mount like my ho's shout!

Gold Farmers and Playkillers!

Blizzard getting sent to the gizzard!

Darnassus home of the pimps! Like I do my ride!-," Belle interrupted John's rap sequence.

"Guys! Davis needs help now!"

"God damn it! You interrupted an even worse time than Zero!"

"What?" Zero turned from banging his head on the wall. Soon the group left Booty Bay and Belle explained the whole incident. Soon more refugees were moving into Strangltethorn Vale as the group past by a truck load of them. It was obvious the Scourge were advancing. Once at the jungle spot were Belle and Davis mated Clyde and his gang were spotted hiding a weakened Davis. John quickly pulled out his gun and fired 4 deadly blows killing the night elf rogue!

"Intruders!" Gnomier yelped. Danny rised his right hand into the air reaching for the sun.

"Thank you! I can finally die!" The emo rogue said. Soon the battle commence and Clyde dashed towards Shamu disarming him. Vector leaped into action gouging the gnome. Aneya the Dwarf Medic bandaged the two until Techa ran up to her.

"So you wanna see true healing man?" Her trollish accent started Aneya's comment.

"Heh! Pesky trolls! Wish I can poison ya all!" The dwarf female pulled out a poisoned dagger and stabbed the troll priest. The priest's bretheren hunter Yuki screeched and shot his arrows straight at Aneya. He sent his Nightsaber to maul on the medic while he tried to relieve his sister.

"Blargh!!!!!!!!!" Yuki moved near Techa.

"Im alright," she replied healing her wounds with her studies of the holy. Belle ran to Davis comforting his wounds. Davis was to weak to talk and Belle had to bring him at a nearby Inn.

"Guys I'm heading to Booty Bay!" Belle shifted to Bear and got Davis on her back.

"Oh that's nice leave the fighting to us," Vector remarked. The tight tussle was dragging on as the two groups brawl it out. Zero's Seal of Command boasted his energy making him strike 3 times in a row knocking the huge axe off Clyde's hand. Followed up was a shot at the stomach from John's flawless aimed fire. Chilly sheeped his fellow Gnomier and Vector ceased his quick slashes. Aneya was beaten to a pulp like a dog lost in the street. Soon the deranged trio were cornered.

"Now feel my wrath," Shamu threatened as he was ready to cast a Chained Lightning. He can feel the electric surging through his veins. It was immense. Clyde raised his hand in a halting position.

"Were not finished!" Clyde rolled his hand into a fist and pointed in the air. "Oversized 2handers!" Soon his fellow fighters looked at their leader and shouted their so called representative symbol.

"Bandages!"

"Boobs! Errr I mean Engineering!" The gnome engineer corrected.

"Emo!" Danny said with less inspiration.

"And Heart!" Clyde cut opened a nearby tiger in half and pulled out it's heart! John and his friends were grossed out by his sudden attempt. Then a storm was gapping through the skies. It was getting dark and the scene was sure to scare anyone.

"With our powers combined...," a distorted voice said out of nowhere. "I'AM!"

"I know it's Captain Planet!" Zero guessed.

"No it's a bird! Let's shoot it!" John shouted.

"No, no, no It's obviously a huge monster that was summoned to kill us," Shamu disagreed. The ground started shaking as the mysterious object set foot on the ground.

"I am Captain Power Level!" The figure stated as he was revealed. He wore a blue jumpsuit and had several different arrays of weaponry from giant weapons, guns, crossbows, and anything you can think of.

"Hehehe looks like Captain I Want Gold to me!" John chuckled. The others laughed along with him. Captain Farmer's hand was flowing and he shot a random Arcane Barraged right at John. The hunter felt the after effects pulsing his body. He tried to get back up but was limping.

"Ready Guys!" John reminded his friends.

"YES! It's Morphin Time!" They all said in unison! A main theme of the first classic Power Rangers was playing on the background. Random Mounts flew into the air fusing together to make a weird robotic contraption. Captain Farmer gazed in astonishment. What that group had form was none only then the almighty Warcraft Zord!

"You can git them Farmer!" Clyde cheered. Captain Farmer crowded his self in a huge tornado. It got bigger and soon he transformed into a larger version of himself. The Warcraft Zord made it's battle stance. Captain Farmer used the famous move SUPER QUICK ROGUE KILL COMBO! The move pierced the Robot's armor! In an unusual turn of events the Warcraft Zord grabbed it's crotch and started scratching.

"Zero you moron what the hell are you doing!" Shamu growled. Zero let loose of the controls and faced Shamu.

"Sorry I was looking at John's favorite Night Elf Gone Wild magazine."

"Hey those were mine," John lost focus on the main controls of the robot. Zero and John were throwing come backs at each other and Captain Farmer looked at them strangely.

"Guys! Watch out!" Techa screeched! Captain Farmer punched the mech's face. The group got dizzy as the Warcraft Zord went rolling on the floor. The collision that the two giant's made caused inhabitants to flew from the scene. The mech performed another stance and casted a huge Fire Blast on Captain Farmer. The heat scoorched his body. He countered back with a series of combos and blows and many random assortment of class' moves were being traded. As they both got weaker Belle was able to arrive at the Inn. She placed Davis on the mats and felt his forehead swelling. She had never seen him in this condition. She casted a Nature's Heal on Davis reviving him from his coma.

"Ughh...Where am I?" Davis asked feeling his forehead.

"Don't worry were safe," Belle started telling her story of the reunion between their old friends. Then a huge crashing noise was heard. The two raced outside only to find Captain Farmer laying on the buildings with his foot in the water. Then the Warcraft Zord was sinking in the water and the gang escaped. They tried to swim back to the port of Booty Bay but some people were having a problem.

":Guys I think we have a problem," Shamu said as he looked down on his hooves as he was sinking.

"That's what you get for Shaman's wearing mail armor and 2 handed weapons," Vector said stroking his way through the water. The gang managed to defeat Captain Farmer and his fellow psychopaths but are they able to stop the Scourge from completely ruling all of Azeroth. And can John Gunstrike rap better? Stay tuned and find out!

TO BE CONTINUED...

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