Object of Desire

Warnings: Some OOC-ness :) Fluff. The annoyingly sappy kind.

Fic One: Insanity - Envy x Ed

Envy was insane. There was no other reason for the illogical change in attitude towards the Fullmetal alchemist from his supposed arch-enemy. Envy had lost whatever sanity he once had.

"I think Im obsessed with you." Envy purred.

Ed gritted his teeth, hand clenching around his fork. "Go away Envy." He growled, ignoring Al's giggles.

"But Chibi-san, dont you think obsesson is such a..." He leant in closer, breath whispering against the startled alchemists ear. "passionate word?"

At the exact same time Ed's face turned pink, his knuckles turned white, there grip bending the soft metal of the spoon with the unweilding strength of automail. "Envy!" He groaned and scolded in the same breath.

Perhaps he was just as balmy. The more Envy pushed him, the more he lost his will to reject the green haired Sin's advances.

Envy's breath was released with a low chuckle that threatened to send shivers down his spine. "Envy." Ed threatened.

Al just giggled as Envy smirked and blew into the sensitive ear. "You look so..." He whispered, leaning even further against Ed's side. "delecious, when you blush."

Ed pushed back from the table and without a word stormed off. Envy blinked, then settled in the chair his resent object of desire had just vacated. He leaned forward, regarding the teenage human across from him.

Al grew uneasy under his stare, wriggling. "Whats wrong?" He asked uncomforably.

Envy rested his head in his hands. "Edo-kun doesnt like me." He commented, watching his hair dip dangerously close to the bowl of milk-less cerial beneath him.

How could someone amost 400 years old sound so childish?

"You tried to kill him." Al pointed out.

Envy pouted. "That was ages ago!"

Al rolled his eyes, twiddling his spoon in his bowl. "Not to him."

With a groan Envy pushed himself out of the chair. "Ok, ok. I'll go say sorry." He pouted. "Baka Edo-kun."

"Envy!" Al warned. "Just remember he has a terrible temper."

Envy grinned his wicked little grin. "I'll remember."

x.o.x.o

Ed paced back and forth furiously. "Stupid Envy," He growled, kicking out at the coffee table and wincing as the automail limb shattered the fragile wood.

He groaned, falling to his knees with a clap, preparing to fix the damage when the door banged open behind him.

"EDWARD!" Envys voice sing-songed.

Ed winced again and fell forward onto the pile of wood he was about to repair. With a loud curse he scowled up at the homunculus. "What the hell do you want?! I just got away from you."

Clearly Envy was attempting not to laugh at the blond, he bit his lip to hold it in. "Irma Zurri." He mumbled aroung the lip.

Ed tried to stand before falling back down with a groan. "What?"

Green hair shifted as the green haired sin fell to his knees before the full metal alchemist. He looked up, violet eyes still dancing with mirth. "Im sorry." Seeing Eds blank look he added. "For trying to kill you and stuff."

The blond blinked a few times in surprise. "Your...sorry?"

Envy nodded, holding a hand out. "Im obsessed with you Chibi-san." He smirked.

In a daze Ed took the offered hand, letting Envy pull him to his feet. He stumbled as he stood, falling against the thin chest.

Envy chuckled. "I thought it would take more than that."

"I hurt my leg you asshole." Ed muttered, pushing the warmth away from him. He limped his way onto the couch, Envy watching him all the while.

Tugging up his leather pants he looked over the gash, quickly tugging out splinters.

Suddenly long fingers were alongside his own, helping to remove the painful peices of wood. He looked up in surprise to see Envys smirk replaced with a small, unused frown.

"Envy?"

"I dont hurt what im obsessed with." He explained. Then his wicked little grin re-surfased. "Unless they like it. Do you?"

Despite the wound in his leg leaking blood, he still had enough to blush furiously. "I doubt it." He mumbled, fingers pinching the final slither of wood and pulling it free.

Envy watched the wood pull free and get thrown on the pile on the table. He fell back on the couch and watched Ed stumble forward and fix the table, sitting down on it when it was done.

"Your not really sorry are you?" Ed asked after a moment. "You just wanna get into my pants."

The sin looked Ed over. "Those pants look to tight for two dear, but im willing to try." He smirked.

The blond rolled his eyes. "Im serious."

Envy concidered. "I guess not. I was following orders. I am sorry that you dont like me, does that count?"

Eds head fell into his hands. "I dont know." He groaned. "I know this is just a game to you, but I really want to stop fighting it sometimes."

"I told you im obsessed Chibi-san. Obsession is never a game." Came the easy reply.

Ed looked up to the smirking Sin. "I dont thinkI can risk it." He stood up, and limped away.

Envy didnt know whether to pout or curse. Finally he stood and a slow grin spread out over his face, smoothing away his frown. He ran out the door and down the hall, tackling a startled Ed to the ground.

"Risk it." The homunculus demanded, sharp teeth almost blinding as he grinned.

"Envy-" Ed began, but was cut off as surprisingly soft lips pressed against his own. Hands slid into his hair, lightly massaging the his scalp.

Slowly Envy pulled back. "Please risk it." He tried again, fingers twitching in long golden locks.

Eds eyes searched his, as if trying to decide whether the risk could be worth it. Apparently he found something he liked because the alchemist pushed up and latched his lips to Envys.

He then fell back, head hitting the ground with a thud. "Im insane."

"Im obsessed," Envy reminded him. "Pleased to kiss you."

"You did not just say-" Ed began to groan but the homunculus' lips were on his again, and this time his tongue was there.

Given no chance to hesitate, Ed let the wet appendage dip passed his lips and beyond his teeth. He gasped as it slid against his own tongue, the friction making his head twirl. He pushed up again, wanting more of the feeling and Envy let him, encouraging him with a small whimper of pleasure.

"You'll risk it?" Envy panted as he pulled back.

"I told you im insane Envy." The full metal alchemist reminded him, gold eyes rolling. "Insane people always take risks."

Envy grinned and picked up the kiss again.

Al turned from the sight, wandering back towards the kitchen, a blush on his face but a smile in his eyes.

x.o.x.o.x.o

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