-1Narrator: Well Inuyasha…..what have we learned?

Inuyasha: Take the thorns off flowers before you give them away.

Narrator: Also, I will be staying with you and watch every move you make so you don't mess up again.

Inuyasha: Can't I have some privacy? I mean what if she forgives me and we start…touchy feely…

Narrator: Don't push it I doubt she'd do that with a jerk like you….anyway you don't have much experience so Im'a stay wit you so you don't screw that up too.

Inuyasha: Hey wasn't the point of this to make me a better person…for Kagome to love me for who I am and not hate me for being a jerk.

Narrator: The way it's going now….it don't seem so good. So anyway lets get this started.

Strategy 2: Ok….here's how this goes. A note. Yes simply a note. You write down your feelings and how sorry you are. This is how you express these things that you can't do because you must have never been taught how to say sorry. Writing it on paper is much easier.

The letter:

Dear Kagome,

I am truly sorry for what I have done. I have realized my mistake and I wish for forgiveness. Give me another chance because I love you like no other guy does. It may not seem like it but it's true. Please forgive me…please.

Your love,

Inuyasha

Narrator: See isn't that nice? Lucky I wrote it for you.

Inuyasha: Yeah yeah. She'll like it.

Narrator: Ok before we go back Im'a stop at the hot springs. Stay here and don't get into trouble.

Inuyasha: Whatever.

10 MINUTES LATER

Narrator: Let's get going, Inuyasha.

Inuyasha: Fine.

THE RESULT: Inuyasha rang the bell of the Higurashi house. Kagome answered and she slammed the door in his face.

"Kagome! C'mon open this door now!" Inuyasha banged on the door.

"What do you want ya big jerk?" he shoved the paper in her face and she took it. She unfolded it and began reading. Kagome's face started turning bright red. "FUCKING PERVERT!! SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT!"

BACK TO ME AND INUYASHA:

Narrator: May I ask you why you gotten your face buried in the ground?

Inuyasha: Uh…your corny love letter did it.

Narrator: Excuse me it wasn't corny! Every girl would fall for mushy stuff like that and no girl unless she was on crack would call you a pervert! Hey wait a minute….

Inuyasha: On no…now it's my fault again right?

Narrator: Miroku get over here!

Miroku: What is it and why have you been following Inuyasha around all day?

Narrator: Well…Inuyasha needs some help with romance. Speaking of romance…did you help him with something recently…maybe writing a note…or a letter…

Miroku: Yes, he made me fix up dis cheesy love letter. All women love me so obviously whatever I write on paper they would love.

Narrator: Umm…Miroku? Do you not see Inuyasha's face? It's so swollen his head looks like a fucking balloon.

Inuyasha: Shut up!

Narrator: No you shut up! You're the idiot that let this idiot help you!

Inuyasha: Skinny bitch.

Narrator: What was that?

Inuyasha: I said…SKINNY BITCH!

Narrator: Oh….oh no you starting wit the wrong bitch.

Inuyasha: Oh yeah? Well whatcha gonna do about it? Hey those beads look just like mine….AHH!

Narrator: SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT SIT! And don't come out until your gonna apologize to me!